roast

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  "id": 995573,
  "created_at": "2021-08-08T06:32:32.000Z",
  "tag_name": "roast",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "755157747070271529",
  "uses": 48,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": true,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "755158098452414584",
  "sharer": "755157747070271529",
  "content": "{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):Please mention  someone along with the command.|{random:{target(mention) } My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.,{target(mention) } Oh you’re talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back.,{target(mention) } My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.,{target(mention) } Don’t you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?,{target(mention) } Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.,{target(mention) } Is your drama going to be an intermission soon?,{target(mention) } I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me acquire some taste. ,{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.,{target(mention) } Acting like a prick doesn’t make yours grow bigger.,{target(mention) } Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.,{target(mention) } Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon ,{target(mention) } When karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there in case it needs help.,{target(mention) } You have more faces than Mount Rushmore.,{target(mention) } Sorry __sarcasm__ falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.,{target(mention) } Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.,{target(mention) } I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.,{target(mention) } Maybe you should eat make-up so you’ll be pretty on the inside too.,{target(mention) } Aww it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.,{target(mention) } Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?,{target(mention) } I’m visualizing duck tape over your mouth.,{target(mention) }  I’d smack you but that would be animal abuse.,{target(mention) } Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there.,{target(mention) } I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t.,{target(mention) }  I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.,{target(mention) } You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.,{target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-DumbPeople Dictionary at home.,Roses are red.\nYour blood is too.\nYou look like a monkey\nAnd belong in a zoo.\nDo not worry\nI'll be there too.\nNot in the cage\nBut laughing at you.,{target(mention) } Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.,{target(mention) } Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.,{target(mention) } I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.,{target(mention) } I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.,{target(mention) } I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.,{target(mention) } Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.,{target(mention) } If you’re offended by my opinion you should hear the ones I keep to myself.,{target(mention) } No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.}}",
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  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T17:17:34.913Z"
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