pickup

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  "id": 990069,
  "created_at": "2021-08-05T07:46:20.000Z",
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  "uses": 21,
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  "safe": "unrated",
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  "sharer": "841601310435311636",
  "content": "{=(INSTRUCTIONS): Hi there! Nice to see that you want to pickup someone! Before using this PLEASE NOTE that some of these pickup lines do contain a bit of NSFW/Mature Subject Matter, of course it isn't really nsfw but if you do have an under 18 server please keep nsfw enabled! To add more pickups just do the pickup at the bottom inside the brackets and then this symbol '~' If its the last one you don't need to add it! Other then that, have fun picking up those girls!}\n\n{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):{=(target.name):   }{=(target.name.proper):   |{=(target.name):{target(mention)}{=(target.name.proper):{target(proper)}}}}}\n\n{=(pickup):{rand:Are you French because Eiffel for you.~\nIs that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!~\nAre you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.~\nHey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.~\nYou must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.~\nWhat has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.~\nSomebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!~\nI must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.~\nI know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?~\nIf you were a steak you would be well done.~\nHello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.~\nAre you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.~\nMy love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.~\nAre you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.~\nThere is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.~\nIf you were a library book, I would check you out.~\nAre you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us~\nIf I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?~\nIf nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?~\nI'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?~\nI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.~\nYou spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.~\nMy lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?~\nWell, here I am. What were your other two wishes?~\nAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!~\nAre you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaamn!~\nLife without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.~\nDo you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)~\nIs your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!~\ncheesy gravity pick up line~\nEven if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.~\nRoses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?~\nI wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice~\nWe're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.~\nYour lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?~\nAre you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.~\nThank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.~\nIf a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.~\nI'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.~\nDo your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?~\nPinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.~\nIf you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.~\nHow much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!~\nAre you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!~\nNice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!~\nIf I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.~\nAre you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.~\nOn a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.~\nDid it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?~\nIf I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.~\nRemember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.~\nIs your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.~\nYour hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.~\nI’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.~\nAre you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.~\nAre you a banana because I find you a peeling.~\nDo you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.~\nHave you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.~\nDo you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.~\nDo you like science because I've got my ion you.~\nAre you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.~\nFunny pick up line about free clothing~\nDo you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.~\nI know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the greatest.~\nIf you were a triangle you'd be acute one.~\nDoes your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.~\nMy feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.~\nWow, when god made you he was showing off.~\nIf beauty were time, you’d be eternity.~\nIs your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.~\nIf looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.~\nDo you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?~\nCan I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.~\nIf I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.~\nAre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.~\nAre you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.~\nIf you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.~\nI'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.~\nDid you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.~\nAre you from China? Because I'm China get your number.~\nDo you have a name, or can I call you mine?~\nAre you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you~\nWouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.~\nWould you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?~\nKiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?~\nIs your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.~\nYou must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart~\nCan you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.~\nI may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!~\nAre you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.~\nI’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.~\nIf I followed you home, would you keep me?~\nIf you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.~\nAre you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.~\nThere is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?~\nI've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?~\ncute and funny pick up line about flowers~\nIf I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together~\nDid you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.~\nI thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.~\nIf you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.~\nYou know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.~\nMy mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?~\nI want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.~\nIs it hot in here or is it just you?~\nAre you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?~\nFeel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.~\nYou must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.~\nYour name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.~\nYou're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.~\nMy doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.~\nDid your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?~\nfunny love up line about love~\nDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?~\nWhen a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?~\nCan I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?~\nI'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?~\nI'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast~\nWhat does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?~\nGood thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!~\nIf I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.~\nHey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?~\nWas that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?~\nYou’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.~}}",
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