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Sarge grabbed a touchy pikachu that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.|As Sarge stepped outside and T8ish came closer, he could see the awful smile on his face.\n\nT8ish gazed with the affection of 618 tall cautious cats. He said, in hushed tones, \"I love you and I want kiss.\"\n\nSarge looked back, even more amused and still fingering the touchy pikachu. \"T8ish, I am your daddy, dingus,\" he replied with … and --.|They looked at each other with excited feelings, like two faithful, freezing fishes kissing at a very weird date, which had jazz music playing in the background and two careless uncles playing to the beat.\n\nSarge studied T8ish's tiny pp and skinny chest. Eventually, he took a deep breath. \"I'm sorry,\" began Sarge in apologetic tones; one speechless... \"but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you T8ish.\"|T8ish looked hard, his emotions raw like a courageous, crispy cereal. It was two for two, and cereal had been left quiet for two seconds and then it ends..\n\nSarge could actually hear T8ish's emotions shatter into 3562 pieces. Then the gay gay yodas hurried away into the distance.\n\nNot even a drink of pee would calm Sarge's nerves tonight.\n\n----------------------------------THE END----------------------------------|Cereal Dingus looked at the fat butter in his hands and felt gay.\n\nHe walked over to the window and reflected on his eventful surroundings--.. He had always hated depressing the park with its breezy, bright big dawgs. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel gay.\n\nThen he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Miwilla Trashcan. Miwilla was a small coward with annoying armpits and a tiny chest.|Cereal gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a fat looking, big chungus looking, yoda waste drinker with skinny armpits and ugly chest. His friends saw him as an innocent-, ice-dancing idiot -.- Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an outstanding big fat blueberry.\n\nBut not even a fat looking person who had once made a cup of tea for an outstanding big fat blueberry, was prepared for what Miwilla had in store today.\n\nThe sun shone like kicking Liger, making Cereal loli.|As Cereal stepped outside and Miwilla came closer-, he could see the concerned glint in her eye.\n\n\"I am here because I want slap,\" Miwilla bellowed-, in a smol pp looking tone. She slammed her fist against Cereal's chest, with the force of 5622 Zebroid. \"I frigging hate you-, Cereal Dingus.\"\n\nCereal looked back, even more loli and still fingering the fat butter. \"Miwilla, I am gay + bad at krunker,\" he replied.\n\nThey looked at each other with stupid feelings, like two careful, cruel Cama touching at a very weird da big fight, which had WAP music playing in the background and two boring uncles headbutting to the beat..|Suddenly, Miwilla lunged forward and tried to punch Cereal in the face.--. Quickly, Cereal grabbed the fat butter and brought it down on Miwilla's skull.\n\nMiwilla's annoying armpit trembled and her tiny chest wobbled. She looked happy, her body raw like a keen, knowledgeable knife.|Then finally, she let out an agonising groan. and collapsed onto the ground. 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