prinnybot

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  "content": "**Prinnybot Wisdom**\r\n━━━━━━━━━{random: \r\nA sardine in the hand is worth... 22 hours of hard labor, dood.~\r\nThe sardine is a lie!~\r\nMaster Etna always says, \"when life gives you big melons, I'm gonna kill you.\"~\r\nVive la Prinnilution!~\r\nPringer V3 is the coolest robot ever. Look at those sleek curves, dood!~\r\nWhat's another 800 years of hard labor, dood?~\r\nMirror Cake Prinny and Summer Prinny are fighting over who's more stylish. But obviously it's Formal Prinny. So dapper!~\r\nI'm here to pick up your recyclables, dood!~\r\nI don't get paid enough overtime for this, dood... Wait, what do I get paid in, dood!? I'm a Bot! What is my purpose, dood!~\r\nSo I guess that means it's time for a boss fight or something?~\r\nYou need to play for hours! Grind the levels, dood!~\r\nOne time, I set Master Etna's bed on fire.~\r\nI really don't want Master Etna to stab me to death, dood!~\r\nI sometimes question why ryuuu would demote New Years Rozalin, dood...~\r\nDood, you people are all about money, money, money!~\r\nThat one player's obsession for that black-haired, gun-toting 'main character' really scares me, dood...~\r\nSorry, dood. Someone's messing with you. Happens all the time here.~\r\nLiars everywhere. Gotta watch out for that, dood.~\r\nThere's only one way to get what you want around here, dood. Crack some skulls.~\r\nSick, dood! Just go to a doctor already!~\r\nI climbed my way up from the very bottom, dood. You could learn from me.~\r\nThe new millenium is all about short and stubby!~\r\nYou're kind of obsessed, dood. Maybe you should play a different game.~\r\nSicily always sneaks us extra snacks after dinner. She's the best, dood!~\r\nLady Flonne made us camp out in line for the release of the new Prism Rangers Limited Edition boxset, dood...~\r\nPrinny Rule No.1: You must always include the word 'dood' in every line you say!~\r\nI hate going to Mao's lab. That place creeps me out, dood!~\r\nI heard that in the Carnage Realm, even Prinnies like us are Overlord-level power!~\r\nI always follow Lord Valvatorez's advice to keep all my promises! ...unless they're like... hard, dood.~\r\nI wish I could live in Toto Bunny. I hear they get Curry every day, dood!~\r\nWorking for Mistress Seraphina wasn't much fun, but the pay was better, dood.~\r\nI heard that Fuka is working on a new sport where Prinnies are used as baseballs! Yikes, dood!~\r\nEveryone always remembers Asagi is trying to become the main character. But us Prinnies have been scheming for that protagonist role from the beginning, dood!~\r\nEveryone asks about my picture. I just like turtles, okay? I gonna guess you don't resemble *your* avatar either, dood...~\r\nI got what I came for. Requesting permission to scram, dood!~\r\nHaving to start over from dying again and again, useful, and yet painful, dood...!~\r\nHaving all these people across dimensions, I'm rather curious to who wants to pay a visit to the Netherworld next, dood?~\r\nTake it easy, doods...~}",
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