prinnybottest

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  "created_at": "2021-05-10T04:34:44.000Z",
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  "owner_id": "371895464846557187",
  "uses": 651,
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  "content": "**Prinnybot Wisdom**\n━━━━━━━━━{random: \nA sardine in the hand is worth... 22 hours of hard labor, dood.~\nThe sardine is a lie!~\nMaster Etna always says, \"when life gives you big melons, I'm gonna kill you.\"~\nVive la Prinnilucion!~\nPringer V3 is the coolest robot ever. Look at those sleek curves, dood!~\nWhat's another 800 years of hard labor, dood?~\nMirror Cake Prinny and Summer Prinny are fighting over who's more stylish. But obviously it's Formal Prinny. So dapper!~\nI'm here to pick up your recyclables, dood!~\nI don't get paid enough overtime for this, dood... Wait, what do I get paid in, dood!? I'm a Bot! What is my purpose, dood!~\nSo I guess that means it's time for a boss fight or something?~\nYou need to play for hours! Grind the levels, dood!~\nOne time, I set Master Etna's bed on fire.~\nI really don't want Master Etna to stab me to death, dood!~\nI sometimes question why Ryuu would demote New Years Rozalin, dood...~\nDood, you people are all about money, money, money!~\nThat one player's obsession for that black-haired, gun-toting 'main character' really scares me, dood...~\nSorry, dood. Someone's messing with you. Happens all the time here.~\nLiars everywhere. Gotta watch out for that, dood.~\nThere's only one way to get what you want around here, dood. Crack some skulls.~\nSick, dood! Just go to a doctor already!~\nI climbed my way up from the very bottom, dood. You could learn from me.~\nThe new millenium is all about short and stubby!~\nYou're kind of obsessed, dood. Maybe you should play a different game.~\nSicily always sneaks us extra snacks after dinner. She's the best, dood!~\nLady Flonne made us camp out in line for the release of the new Prism Rangers Limited Edition boxset, dood...~\nPrinny Rule No.1: You must always include the word 'dood' in every line you say!~\nI hate going to Mao's lab. That place creeps me out, dood!~\nI heard that in the Carnage Realm, even Prinnies like us are Overlord-level power!~\nI always follow Lord Valvatorez's advice to keep all my promises! ...unless they're like... hard, dood.~\nI wish I could live in Toto Bunny. I hear they get Curry every day, dood!~\nWorking for Mistress Seraphina wasn't much fun, but the pay was better, dood.~\nI heard that Fuka is working on a new sport where Prinnies are used as baseballs! Yikes, dood!~\nEveryone always remembers Asagi is trying to become the main character. But us Prinnies have been scheming for that protagonist role from the beginning, dood!~\nRifle Demons are so cool, dood! Don't you think Prinnies would look awesome with a Rifle for a hand?~\nEveryone asks about my picture. I just like turtles, okay? I gonna guess you don't resemble *your* avatar either, dood...~\nSometimes I just wanna be left alone, dood...~\nHave you heard the legend of the great sea-beast, the Prinnidon, dood!?~\nI got what I came for. Requesting permission to scram, dood!}",
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