excuse

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{delete}

{=(food):{rand:spaghetti,mashed potatoes,acorns,mustard,marshmellows,eggs,pizza,bag of sawdust,bucket of sand,anchovies,paint chips,a bucket of shrimp&caterpillars,nachos
}}

{=(genre):{rand:bluegrass,blues,rock,pop,country,metal,punk,death metal,r&b,soul,classical,neoclassical,hair metal,noise,shoegaze,electronica,trance,disco,hiphop,neosoul,funk,piratecore,emo,contemporary,jazz fusion,rumba, samba,bossanova,flamenco,baroque,yodeling,throatsinging,dubstep,grunge,sluge,jamband
}}

{=(pet):{rand:rock,kangaroo,aligator,tiger,rhinocerous,unicorn,enchilada,egg,motorcycle,attack helicopter,sasquatch,snail,octopus,squeegee
}}

{=(topic):{rand:psychology,geology,geography,palentology,archaelogy,science,woodworking,the {genre} music style,jar jar binks,motorboat opperating,forklift opperating,neurosurgery,bean counting,plumbing,banana plantation management,coal mining,bird call,balloonomancy,mushroom identification,wildlife facts
}}

{=(item):{rand:some bear traps,a robot wife,a picture of the dalai lama,{topic} memerobilia,frogs,nipple tassles,a manual coconut opening machine,jumper cables,a hulahoop,antigravity boots,{food},a leash for my pet {pet},a book on {topic}
}}

{=(action):{rand:take my pet {pet} out for a walk, feed my pet {pet}, work on my {topic} skills, go shopping for {item},listen to a lecture on {topic},go eat a {food}, rehearse for my solo {genre} album, dissociate
}}

{=(output):sorry i wont be able to do that because i have to {action}}

{output}
Raw JSON
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  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "691163047355482202",
  "sharer": "859251610110787604",
  "content": "{delete}\n\n{=(food):{rand:spaghetti,mashed potatoes,acorns,mustard,marshmellows,eggs,pizza,bag of sawdust,bucket of sand,anchovies,paint chips,a bucket of shrimp&caterpillars,nachos\n}}\n\n{=(genre):{rand:bluegrass,blues,rock,pop,country,metal,punk,death metal,r&b,soul,classical,neoclassical,hair metal,noise,shoegaze,electronica,trance,disco,hiphop,neosoul,funk,piratecore,emo,contemporary,jazz fusion,rumba, samba,bossanova,flamenco,baroque,yodeling,throatsinging,dubstep,grunge,sluge,jamband\n}}\n\n{=(pet):{rand:rock,kangaroo,aligator,tiger,rhinocerous,unicorn,enchilada,egg,motorcycle,attack helicopter,sasquatch,snail,octopus,squeegee\n}}\n\n{=(topic):{rand:psychology,geology,geography,palentology,archaelogy,science,woodworking,the {genre} music style,jar jar binks,motorboat opperating,forklift opperating,neurosurgery,bean counting,plumbing,banana plantation management,coal mining,bird call,balloonomancy,mushroom identification,wildlife facts\n}}\n\n{=(item):{rand:some bear traps,a robot wife,a picture of the dalai lama,{topic} memerobilia,frogs,nipple tassles,a manual coconut opening machine,jumper cables,a hulahoop,antigravity boots,{food},a leash for my pet {pet},a book on {topic}\n}}\n\n{=(action):{rand:take my pet {pet} out for a walk, feed my pet {pet}, work on my {topic} skills, go shopping for {item},listen to a lecture on {topic},go eat a {food}, rehearse for my solo {genre} album, dissociate\n}}\n\n{=(output):sorry i wont be able to do that because i have to {action}}\n\n{output}",
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}