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{=(comments):t stands for title, m stands for message, change the value at the end of the range if you add more options}
{=(t0):No!}
{=(m0):No, I don't think I will.}
{=(t1):Why?}
{=(m1):Why would you want to stab someone? That might kill them, just saying.}
{=(t2):Ow!}
{=(m2):You stabbed {args}! They had to be taken to a hospital, and you paid the charges!}
{=(t3):No}
{=(m3):No, I am not gonna stab someone, potentially killing them??}
{=(t4):Why Ask Me}
{=(m4):Why would you ask ME of all things. I am just a bot! Actually, nothing is real, and everything is a bot.}
{=(t5):That Was Not Very Kind}
{=(m5):Wow, you stabbed {args}. That was not very kind of you. Good luck in prison!}
{=(t6):Oops!}
{=(m6):stabs {server(random)} Oh wait... Was that the wrong person? Ahhhhhhh}
{=(t7):Enjoyable}
{=(m7):I think they would quite enjoy that, honestly}
{=(t8):Haha!}
{=(m8):You tried to stab {args}, but you were not strong enough to lift the weapon}
{=(t9):No Love!}
{=(m9):Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. no more.}
{=(t10):Busted!}
{=(m10):Sir, I am gonna have to ask you to put your hands behind your back.}
{=(t11):$8000}
{=(m11):You stabbed {args}, they were taken to the hospital, but they pleaded it was accidental! You were charged $8k in hospital fees!}
{=(t12):Stupid}
{=(m12):You stabbed {args}. That was pretty stupid, ngl}
{=(t13):Home Sweet Home}
{=(m13):You stabbed {args}. They fell from heaven in the first place, now you just put them back.}
{=(t14):Smh}
{=(m14):This is the internet, how you gonna do that?}
{=(t15):Illegal}
{=(m15):Isn't that like, illegal??}
{=(t16):Wtf}
{=(m16):All you are carrying is a stick, how are you gonna impale them with that? It is not even sharp!}
{=(t17):Discord}
{=(m17):This isn't Payback 2, this is Discord.}
{=(t18):Please Stop}
{=(m18):Please stop commanding me to stab people, I do not find it very kind. sad face}
{=(t19):Mistake}
{=(m19):You stabbed {args}, they bled out, died, and now you are sitting there, crying, rethinking what you have done.}
{=(t20):Discord Dog}
{=(m20):You attempted to stab {args}, but Discord Dog swooped in and stopped you!}
{=(t21):Please}
{=(m21):Please kill me.}
{=(t22):Gay}
{=(m22):That sounds kinda gay, ngl.}
{=(t23):That Would Hurt}
{=(m23):That would really hurt! π}
{=(t24):Phil Swift}
{=(m24):Now, that's a lot of damage.}
{=(t25):Dead}
{=(m25):Wow, that killed them. Didn't expect that, did you?}
{=(t26):Stop it}
{=(m26):Stop it, get some help}Embed
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