showerthoughting

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  "content": "{random: Ghosts can move through walls, but for some reason, the most common paranormal activity for a ghost is opening and closing doors.~Audio books are the opposite of silent movies~An ice cream person's success is determined by how good they are at luring kids out of homes with treats.~We suffer much more in our minds than in irl~You probably have done some strange things in other peoples dreams.~If a bee stings you, they would literally rather die than have a good day.~Do Crabs think fish can fly?~If dentists make money off of bad teeth... why do we use the toothpaste they recommend?~Your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts off every episode.~While we sleep our brain makes up stories and gets scared of them.~Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes~You cannot move your top teeth~You've never seen yourself in person before.~A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing~Calling a kid \"kid\" sounds fine, but calling an adult \"adult\" sounds weird.~There's probably a Jake who works at state farm who hears all the jokes and wants to change his name~The greatest heist in history is one we don't know happened.~At some point, some random person decided that yelling WOOOO is a good way to express enthusiasm, and everyone just went with it.~Someday archeologists will dig up Disney World and wonder why we worshipped a mouse.~One day we may have a google moon or google mars~There is no way to prove that everyone sees the same colors.~You probably breathe and blink on autopilot, but now that I just mentioned it, you're doing it manually. Sorry!~Your age in years is how many times you have circled the sun~Sleep can be a save point}",
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