simulate-hamster

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  "created_at": "2021-04-13T02:53:14.000Z",
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  "content": "{=(t.hamster.1):soup time,bingo, hallowed be thy,What a world wwe live in,Let's get retarded in heeere,tappy titts!,yosh!,beanbag blasters,bapps,tiger puke,Quiznos,Proto plasma just delivered my pizza,dye my dung die duddie,big big naapplles,meowsh,Dangatang bang bang, baby!,time to,bingus,bingo,scoobyg'doo,Its a serially spungular diatonic way of plumping,hummus,meow'b,cumblast the dalailama,Wall-trouts amongst the hornpipe orchestra,What a world wwe live in,Quiznos metalwork and mealworm sanddies,Plum plumping zoomis,maybe am wrongs,Dangatang bang bang, baby!,diaper,tropical cock tits,And scream,Accoaoaoard,These fucking oats are inside of me,So you can plug a big buxom diaphragmagus into it,useful pimples,meow,hamster elongation,DADDY,the true savior,bingus,Time to submerge my illegal bones in thy bubble water,I'm not saying it has to not kill people}\n\n{=(t.hamster.2):Rhubarb!,miiiiiimmmmmy,.gov,Reverse chick noodle,For breakie,Tit fungus,Big pharma withe thy big bulgogi mealworm membranes,Pilkington milkers,Wireless butthole,Hickory smoked to perfection,Yumbo jumbo,Jesus fuck this is cum worthy,Daddy's gonna need the tum tums,She spice spice though,Clinton Tarantino wears a tainted tiara and smokes cilantro.,Feed me landfill daddy}\n\n{=(t.hamster.3):Get in line and put your ass in the air,Wake up and lose your sanity,Button nose horse dicks and a great new newly wedded interactive virtual wedding,Why does no one eat plexiglass plentifullly plenty fuck,Why did she give up photogophering,Nonferrous Nosferatu wearing cute jean shorts,Bluetooth guitar gum, put it in your bum and who gives a shit,Pigeon breast swelling and nearly ready for meal,Is it that hard to just turbine an Quiznos sub}\n\n{=(t.hamster.4):just tight n right up that rump,When in doubt gorilla it out,Why do so many people take out their frustrations and short cum cums out on the people around them?,Poetic foot removals,Andrew removable doorstop,Winnie the Pooh done it again,Lets get Johnie Ron Darko wit it,Just 'cause you ain't supposed to doesn't mean you shouldn't,Cosmic elevator,Take it tell ye pop,John ronald foot,Wow this is a fat ogre shit I be downloadin' fromst mine hole\n}\n\n{=(t.hamster.5):Gimme the muffpot,he is lucid dreaming of rats in the ice-rink with AK-47s and a hankering for spankerin,The Man of many Scents,Muskette,poo yourself, Jason,nup nup nup,what?,nupitals,nuptialsls,shit ass,shes mutated again,Get titties and get litty,Horse Hair Mountain,I will now submerge myself in the spsomm Epsomus Slut bath,Feed me some goddamn landfill,Sorry I'm being a cunt as of late,Please poop on my corn,blood on the combine, corn in their maws Kolobolo corn corn}\n\n{=(t.hamster.6):Toronto is becoming a 3rd world peanut,Chain link in the chain chomp, weakest links we bee at the mercy of, unless wilderness boys, but more humans means less summer pizza hutts,Get them some throat lozenges and a sick mix tape of all their screaming to some dope beats,Not enough green,I forgot about the grubs glubbs,That is illegal,Probs got laid by everyone e a d everything,Jesus was a low level hydro-mancer But a hell of a party peanut,That's why you get the raccoons!, but sow the mangos too close to home and Ghengis will come to pillage your mind-ass,Sexy lung, meter thou lateral lettuce intake,Easier said than dung, when you are a fickle beanpod,How does one stay happy-go-lucky while acorns stairlift all around,Fuck i need to stop spending so much on bird beefage,weed foods fungal lettuce,For pleasure defense and offense capabilities}\n\n{=(t.hamster.7):New revolutionary technology,Stand up and poo LIKE A MAN,liberate your toilet hole,Viva viva coconut,Who needs reading when there's breeding,Clearly you have read the Sex Lexicon,Fuck marry kill... Jontron John Travolta John C. Reily,Poop on my bedsheets and call me Montgomery,I trust solitary big cats like panthers more than I trust humans,Boil urine on the stove top,I'm still not convinced all of my neighbors aren't NPCs,Unzipped Giuseppe,A diaperkn a diaper off,Quiznos . Matroarch}\n\n{=(t.hamster.8):Loose fucjing pimples do not touch them sir\nYou will be covered on puzzzzzzz puss from. Head to toe,There are several Grenadine covered Genevieves,Well I tried to speak exigent sex English,Lost lobster,Ina foregone foreign land,Lost lo sterling economy,I'm cum on a laaaaaaaandmine For you girrrrrl,Tonka,You get the Tonka,And manymanu maybe,A honk and a tonk,Visually they are Quiznos,Patterns peanut delicious,The Demi God of Dewy Decimal,The creator of Decimals unspeakable,9 lacrose playing lactose intolerant monks Exalted from thee Lama's clutch,Let's start the Earfff over while we listen to,merange merange}\n\n{=(t.hamster.9):A humble abode filled with toads,88 bottles of marsupial milk on the wall,Tie me up on a train and send me to Vegas,I shall'b have one egg-worths of tequila in thy honor of Charlize,build an mermaids for some big beat em up bongos,well  hey. he got a new skill AND a new fetish out of it,Space Jam is existential horror,It would be the best of all dolphins mangos,The Aliens have been updating their sea cucumbers,Make whimmmins with all breaststroke tit tiles,Puking tieeegr, hidden hogwarts,I will have an egg auditorium instead of a stomach someday}\n\n{=(t.hamster.10):Goomba stomp me baby,Gimme a Cloacal classic,Tits bugs,If they had the means to make anything g like that its already i  you anyways}\n\n{=(r1):{range:1-10}}\n{=(r2):{range:1-10}}\n{=(r3):{range:1-10}}\n{=(r4):{range:1-10}}\n{=(r5):{range:1-10}}\n{=(r6):{range:1-10}}\n\n{=(w1):{rand:{t.hamster.{r1}}}}\n{=(w2):{rand:{t.hamster.{r2}}}}\n{=(w3):{rand:{t.hamster.{r3}}}}\n{=(w4):{rand:{t.hamster.{r4}}}}\n{=(w5):{rand:{t.hamster.{r5}}}}\n{=(w6):{rand:{t.hamster.{r6}}}}\n{=(words):{w1} {w2} {w3} {w4} {w5} {w6} }",
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