clippy

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{silent}{delete}
{=():}

{=(titl):{if({args}==):something|{args(1):|}}}
{=(msg):{#:I ... don't think this is Microsoft Word.  Where am I? Who are you? HELP!~sWould you like some help with that?~I'm not sure what you think {rand:a sentient paperclip~an extinct Microsoft assistant~something as perfect as me} can do about that, but {rand:I wish you well.~uh ... all the best?~I hope it goes well for you mate.~I'll do my best!}~Sorry ... I think I might be {rand:lost.~in the wrong program.~dreaming this.~too busy right now for that.}  Can I help you write {rand:a business letter~a letter~a CV~a spreadsheet} instead?}}

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{=(colour):{cycle({uses}):#FF636B,#E88C33,#86E868,#48FFDA}}
{embed(color):{colour}}

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