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{any({args(1)}==when|{args(1)}==whn):**Q:** {message}
{random:**A:** {mention(user)} Tomorrow,
**A:** {mention(user)} Never,
**A:** {mention(user)} Day after tomorrow,
**A:** {mention(user)} Never in a million years my dude 😔,
**A:** {mention(user)} Today,
**A:** {mention(user)} After few years,
**A:** {mention(user)} The day on which you lose your virginity,
**A:** {mention(user)} When you grow up,
**A:** {mention(user)} Few weeks later,
**A:** {mention(user)} Few days later,
**A:** {mention(user)} Few hours later}|

{any({args(1)}==where|{args(1)}==wher):**Q:** {message}
{random: **A:** {mention(user)} In your bed,
**A:** {mention(user)} In your bf/gf's bed 😏 ||if you have one||,
**A:** {mention(user)} In your best friend's house,
**A:** {mention(user)} In your neighborhood,
**A:** {mention(user)} In your school,
**A:** {mention(user)} In your death bed,
**A:** {mention(user)} In a planet far far away,
**A:** {mention(user)} Somewhere in this vast universe,
**A:** {mention(user)} In space,
**A:** {mention(user)} In you house}|

**Q:** {message}
{random: **A:** ❌ {mention(user)} LMFAO you think that is actually true? Dumb Guy 😏, 
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} If you think this is true then kindly flush yourself in the toilet,
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} Even a baby can tell it isn't true yet you had to ask me 🤦‍♂️,
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} Nope,
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} The probability of this happening is as low as the chances of your losing your virginity,
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} My sources say no,
**A:** ❌ {mention(user)} OOF of course the answer is no,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Did you get your IQ stolen? Can't you tell it's obviously true,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Yup,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Dude go to a doctor to check your brain. You don’t even know it’s true,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Imagine thinking this is false; shows how dumb you are,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Most likely,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} Come on dude you didn’t even know this is true; go attend school once again,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} IG yeah,
**A:** ✅ {mention(user)} I just searched Google it’s true,
**A:** ⚠ {mention(user)} Sorry couldn't find an answer to your question cuz I couldn't handle all your dumbness at once,
**A:** ⚠ {mention(user)} IK you are bored but stop using me to find the answers to your dumb questions,
**A:** ⚠ {mention(user)} Dumbass find the answer yourself,
**A:** ⚠ {mention(user)} I am not Google that I will answer all your stupid questions,
**A:** ⚠ {mention(user)} DND I’ve got better stuff to do than answer your stupid questions 😡}}}
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