wwid

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{=(1year):31536000}
{=(raw):{args}}
{=(test1):{m:trunc({raw}/1)}}
{=(test2):{m:{raw}/1}}
{=(age):{if({raw}=={test1}):{raw}|{if({raw}=={test2}):{raw}|}}}
{break({age}==):Please follow the command with your age, like: `!wwid 29`}
{break({age}<0):You can't be negative years old silly.}
{break({age}>100):If you're actually older than 100, congratulations!}

{=(lbound):{m:trunc({if({age}<65):(65-{age})*{1year}|0})}}
{=(ubound):{m:trunc({if({age}<95):(95-{age})*{1year}|{range:1-5}*{1year}})}}
{=(ddunix):{m:trunc({unix}+{range:{lbound}-{ubound}})}}
{=(deathdate):{strf({ddunix}):%A, %B} {ord:{strf({ddunix}):%-d}}, {strf({ddunix}):%Y at %-I:%M %p}}

{=(cause):{#:23|Cardiovascular Disease,22|Cancer,6|Accident,6|Respiratory Infection,5|Stroke,4|Alzheimer's disease,3|Diabetes,2|Infectious Disease,2|Kidney disease,1|Septicemia,1|Liver failure}}
{=(Cardiovascular Disease):{#:Myocardial infarction,Heart failure}}
{=(Cancer):{#:5|Lung cancer,3|Stomach cancer,2|Pancreatic cancer,1|Hepatocellular carcinoma,1|Leukemia,1|Esophageal cancer,1|Brain tumor}}
{=(Accident):{#:5|Poisoning,5|Drug overdose,10|Traffic collision,5|Falling (accident),3|Choking,3|Drowning,1|Structure fire,1|Heat stroke,1|Hypothermia}}
{=(Respiratory Infection):{#:5|Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease,2|Pulmonary hypertension,2|Pulmonary embolism}}
{=(Stroke):{#:9|Stroke#Ischemic,1|Stroke#Hemorrhagic}}
{=(Alzheimer's disease):Alzheimer's disease}
{=(Diabetes):{#:Hyperglycemia,Hypoglycemia}}
{=(Infectious Disease):{#:Influenza,Pneumonia}}
{=(Kidney disease):Kidney disease}
{=(Septicemia):Sepsis}
{=(Liver failure):Liver failure}
{=(url):https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/{join(_):{replace(',%27):{{cause}}}}}
{user(mention)}, you will die in {td({unix}):{ddunix}} on {deathdate}.
Your cause of death will be from {cause}{if({{cause}}=={cause}):.|, specifically from {{cause}}.}
{url}

Raw JSON

{
  "id": 67486,
  "created_at": "2019-08-27T06:14:08.000Z",
  "tag_name": "wwid",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "363785301195358221",
  "uses": 23,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "583401629437526030",
  "sharer": "254494115541024768",
  "content": "{=(1year):31536000}\n{=(raw):{args}}\n{=(test1):{m:trunc({raw}/1)}}\n{=(test2):{m:{raw}/1}}\n{=(age):{if({raw}=={test1}):{raw}|{if({raw}=={test2}):{raw}|}}}\n{break({age}==):Please follow the command with your age, like: `!wwid 29`}\n{break({age}<0):You can't be negative years old silly.}\n{break({age}>100):If you're actually older than 100, congratulations!}\n\n{=(lbound):{m:trunc({if({age}<65):(65-{age})*{1year}|0})}}\n{=(ubound):{m:trunc({if({age}<95):(95-{age})*{1year}|{range:1-5}*{1year}})}}\n{=(ddunix):{m:trunc({unix}+{range:{lbound}-{ubound}})}}\n{=(deathdate):{strf({ddunix}):%A, %B} {ord:{strf({ddunix}):%-d}}, {strf({ddunix}):%Y at %-I:%M %p}}\n\n{=(cause):{#:23|Cardiovascular Disease,22|Cancer,6|Accident,6|Respiratory Infection,5|Stroke,4|Alzheimer's disease,3|Diabetes,2|Infectious Disease,2|Kidney disease,1|Septicemia,1|Liver failure}}\n{=(Cardiovascular Disease):{#:Myocardial infarction,Heart failure}}\n{=(Cancer):{#:5|Lung cancer,3|Stomach cancer,2|Pancreatic cancer,1|Hepatocellular carcinoma,1|Leukemia,1|Esophageal cancer,1|Brain tumor}}\n{=(Accident):{#:5|Poisoning,5|Drug overdose,10|Traffic collision,5|Falling (accident),3|Choking,3|Drowning,1|Structure fire,1|Heat stroke,1|Hypothermia}}\n{=(Respiratory Infection):{#:5|Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease,2|Pulmonary hypertension,2|Pulmonary embolism}}\n{=(Stroke):{#:9|Stroke#Ischemic,1|Stroke#Hemorrhagic}}\n{=(Alzheimer's disease):Alzheimer's disease}\n{=(Diabetes):{#:Hyperglycemia,Hypoglycemia}}\n{=(Infectious Disease):{#:Influenza,Pneumonia}}\n{=(Kidney disease):Kidney disease}\n{=(Septicemia):Sepsis}\n{=(Liver failure):Liver failure}\n{=(url):https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/{join(_):{replace(',%27):{{cause}}}}}\n{user(mention)}, you will die in {td({unix}):{ddunix}} on {deathdate}.\nYour cause of death will be from {cause}{if({{cause}}=={cause}):.|, specifically from {{cause}}.}\n{url}",
  "embed": "{}",
  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T20:33:36.962Z"
}