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  "content": "{if({args}==):You must include 1 argument!|{random:\n{1}: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.~\n{1}: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?~\n{1}: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches~\n{1}: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.~\n{1}: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.~\n{1}: You know how I roll.\n{1}: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.~\nShapeshifter: *transforms to look like {1}*\n{1}: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.~\n{1}: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.~\n{1}: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.~\n{1}: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.~\n{1}: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck~\n{1}: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.~\n{1}: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.~\n{1}: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.~\n{1}: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.\n{1}: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'~\n{1}, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.\n{1}: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...\n{1}: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.~\n{1}: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.\n{1}: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'~\n{1}: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.~\n{1}: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.~\n{1}: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...~\n{1}: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.~\n{1}: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.~\n{1}: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!~\n{1}, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.~\n{1}: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'\n{1}: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.~\n{1}: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.~\n{1}: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.~\n{1}: You wanna see how hardcore I am?\n{1}: *punches wall*\n{1}:\n{1}: Take me to the hospital.~\n{1}: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.\n*Lightning strikes {1}*\n{1}: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!~\n{1}, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!~\n{1}: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you~\n{1}: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress~\n{1}: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.~\n{1}: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them~\n{1}: Goodnight moon.\n{1}: Goodnight tree.\n{1}: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.~\n{1}: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.\n}}",
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