prediction

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  "created_at": "2021-02-26T21:54:41.000Z",
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  "uses": 292,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
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  "content": "{delete}{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):Please mention  someone along with the command.|{random:{target(mention) } You must appease the fates and have two drinks within 24 hours.,{target(mention) } You will eat an egg.,\n{target(mention) } You will encounter a sexual situation so fun and unexpected- it might change your life.,\n{target(mention) } This one is fun- you are going to go full \"Karen\" on someone.,\n{target(mention) } Santa is getting you coal for Christmas.,\n{target(mention) } You must appease the fates and have two drinks within an hour.,\n{target(mention) } This one pains me to say- you will experience \"technical difficulties\" caused by \"user error.\",\n{target(mention) } You should talk with your family.,\n{target(mention) } It's your **sex**year!,\n{target(mention) } You will say something funny and it will be appreciated.,\n{target(mention) } Do you know where your keys are? Hahahahah!,\n{target(mention) } Your judgement will be improved by a life lesson- SOON.,\n{target(mention) } You will have many entries into \"the notebook.\",\n{target(mention) } You will run into a screen door this week and encounter a randy man.,\n{target(mention) } You will drunk dial your ex.,\n{target(mention) } Your netflix viewing habits will cause a noticeable butt print in your sofa.,\n{target(mention) } You are destined to become a pickle collector.,\n{target(mention) } Taylor Swift will become jealous of-- your breakups or girl squad-it's hard to tell.,\n{target(mention) } You will be blessed by a wonderful nap or night of sleep in the near future.\n{target(mention) } This is your SEX year- get on it!,\n{target(mention) } You might get a real job.,\n{target(mention) } I see rainbows and sunshine in your future.,\n{target(mention) } I can't tell you. It would embarrass us both.,\n{target(mention) } Predictions are very difficult- especially about the future!,\n{target(mention) } Martha Stewart will contact you before your next jailhouse adventure.,\n{target(mention) } Uncertain- please ask again.,\n{target(mention) } The sender of this prediction must take 2 drinks or fear the wrath of the fates.,\n{target(mention) } You will be reborn into the year 1784.,\n{target(mention) } You will see a clown.,\n{target(mention) } The signal is weak- are you perchance Rasband?,\n{target(mention) } Run! Hide!,\n{target(mention) } 100% chance of encountering stupidity throughout your day with a sprinkle of incompetence., \n{target(mention) } You're therapist will become rich.,\n{target(mention) } You will become afraid of squirrels. AND birds...for good reason.,\n{target(mention) } You are going to be a real friend and pick up someone who keeps stumbling.,\n{target(mention) } Hasseling the Hoff will become a passion after watching NightRider.,\n{target(mention) } You will listen to music and chill.,\n{target(mention) } You are going to watch Reworks show and become addicted.,\n{target(mention) } You will follow and watch Captnwhovian on twitch and be the final number he needs bringing you both joy.,\n{target(mention) } Sifter is going to shaft your sister or your momma's sister.,\n{target(mention) } DPSD will do a dance for you.,\n{target(mention) } You must appease the fates and have two drinks within 24 hours.,\n{target(mention) } You are going to be the subject of a meme.,\n{target(mention) } Your internet history will be scrutinized after your death for years and undergraduates at Harvard will write papers about it.,\n{target(mention) } You will never enter politics.,\n{target(mention) } You will likely use the phrase \"Not today Satan\" in the near future.,\n{target(mention) } Covid hair for another 6 months.,\n{target(mention) } You will be a welcome regular at the bar.,\n{target(mention) } Your next playful activity will increase your joy.,\n{target(mention) } You will pick up a smelly damp sponge or towel.,\n{target(mention) } Shart. Shart. Shart. I see a shart in your future as you run away. Oh shart!,\n{target(mention) } Silent farts of your own creation will surround and follow you.,\n{target(mention) } You will avoid strangers for the seeable future.,\n{target(mention) } You will live a fulfilling and exciting life.,\n{target(mention) } Silence will stir you unexpectedly.,\n{target(mention) } You will have to sneeze but will not be able to and that will last about 3 days.,\n{target(mention) } It's like you walked into a room and forgot where you are- for about a week.,\n{target(mention) } There will be an opportunity to say no and it will feel great.,\n{target(mention) } Someday you will love yourself as much as everyone else values you.,\n{target(mention) } Xpi is going to put a spell on you.,\n{target(mention) } TheJokingSun will actually tell you a joke., \n{target(mention) } You will get the opportunity to enjoy CaptnWhovian's big *beefy* burrito.,\n{target(mention) } Guitarguy will create a song for you- if you comment in the write stream.,\n{target(mention) } NiceguyEddy is going to tell you \"You're stupppppid dawg.\",\n{target(mention) } You will be the target of overcommunication.,\n{target(mention) } You will come into unexpected monies., \n{target(mention) } Life will get simpler.,\n{target(mention) } You will die by a gunshot in the bed of your lover by a jealous spouse at the age of 97. }}",
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