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{=(comment):Add the role IDs for your server here!}
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{=(badmsg):{rand:looked at it, and then looked at {user(mention)}, and then walked away in disgust.  How disappointing.~turned {his} back on you and won't pay any attention to you no matter what you try.  You've lost {his} trust.~did *not* seem impressed.  I wouldn't try that again.~shook {his} tail in disgust and turned and left.  Doesn't look like {he}'s coming back until {he}'s stopped being angry.~sniffed it a few times and then turned up {his} nose at it and stalked away.  {He} seems pretty upset.}}

{=(react):{if({badfood}==true):{badmsg}|{#:loved it!~ate it all!~devoured it.~seemed to love it. More tomorrow?~ate it all and then looked hopefully for more.~was so excited {he} got the zoomies!~absolutely CRONCHED it, happy as happy can be.~nom nom nommed it - literally making that noise.  A very happy cat.~was thrilled with this food and can't stop purring.~hunkered right down to eat and didn't stop till it was all gone!~loved it, loved it, loved it.  Can {he} have some more?}}}

{=(affirmation):{if({badfood}==true):|{user(mention)} {rand({food}):is just the best.~is very clearly {name}'s favourite human right now!~is doing a great job looking after {name}.~has earned so much of {name}'s love!~is getting so many purrs and snuggles right now!~is frankly just a perfect human.}}}

{=(day):**{strf:%A, %-d %B %Y}**}

{=(nocat):Can't feed a cat who isn't there!} 

{=(imgurl):{if({hascat}==true):{caturl}|}}

{=(catstory):On {day}, {user(mention)} gave {if({sec}==true):{target(mention)}'s cat }{name} {food}!

{He} {react} 

{affirmation}}

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{override}{silence}
{{if({badfood}==true):c:temprole {user(id)} {cdTime} {cdRole}}}
{=(errmsg):{name} doesn't trust you enough to eat anything you feed {him} today, {user(mention)}... and it looks like the server cats share information, because none of the others do either. Try again tomorrow.}

{=(update):{if({poisoner}==true):{errmsg}|{if({hascat}==true):{catstory}|{nocat}}}}

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  "created_at": "2021-02-18T10:28:44.000Z",
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  "deleted": false,
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