nds

Dating simulator except there's only the two page meeting scenes for each character and no other content because carl can't handle it. I should probably credit the artist of the picrew I relied on so heavily. Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097 Twitter: https://twitter.com/SangledHere

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{=(menu):
{if({args(1+)}==):πŸ’™ **__β„•π”Όπ•†β„•π”Ήπ•ƒπ•Œπ”Ό'π•Š 𝔻𝔸𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾 π•Šπ•€π•„π•Œπ•ƒπ”Έπ•‹π•†β„__** πŸ’™
Welcome, {user}! Are you ready to find artificial love to escape the dreadful feeling that is your own world? Enter the NDS world, where you attend college and meet interesting people. Who's heart will you take? Who will take yours?
(Early development stage)

**Here are available options for new or wondering users:**
>help
>characters

`Example: !nds characters`}

{=(^main menu^):------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}

{if({args}==characters):Meet the cast!

__Male__
**Michael Davis (MD)**: He's in college, the outgoing and friendly athlete! Part of the varsity football team, everyone just knows him as the β€˜popular jock’. If only there was someone who would care to see him beyond the surface-level...
**Eli Rodriguez (ER)**: Too much of a shitposter to be in a dating sim, he claims to have the best memes! Now he just needs someone to share them with!
**Park Jae-in (PJ)**: The quiet type. Reserved and to himself, most people dismiss him. Who is this guy?

__Female__
**Victoria Williams (VW)**: Call her Tori, please! She loves to read and drink coffee, and contrary to popular belief, she doesn't mind company...
**Emily Hernandez (EH)**: A super goofy softie! Some may find her hard to talk to, but few will see that caring is really what makes her so special.
**Ine Yorokobi (IY)**: She's ready to take on what the day has for her! Always smiling and always willing to meet new people, will you be able to keep up with her?

__???__
**Ramen Noodles (RN)**: Hot for you. Wet and ready in 3 minutes. Do you wanna see some noods?
}

{if({args}==help):To start a new game, you'll need to pick a character and read their acronym! Check `!nds characters` to see the full list. Then type out their acronym and then add `.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0` (thats eight ".0"s).

Example: `!nds RN.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0` will start a new game with Ramen Noodles.

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After running this command, the first event will occur and a new code will generate. Save the code to save your game! When you want to continue, copy and paste this code.

Example: After meeting Ramen, the generated code might be `RN.0.0.0.1.5.5.0.0`, so you'll use `!nds RN.0.0.0.1.5.5.0.0` to continue the storyline!

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Remember, one game may be different from another! Events and stories appear by chance and status.
}

}
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{=(story):{args(2):.}}
{=(path):{args(3):.}}
{=(pg):{args(4):.}}
{=(choice):{args(5):.}}
{=(lvl):{args(6):.}}
{=(fam):{args(7):.}}
{=(comf):{args(8):.}}
{=(pass):{args(9):.}}

{=(event):{args(1):.}.{story:}.{path:}.{pg:}.{choice:}.{lvl:}}
{=(stats):.{fam:}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{=(icon):{if({args}==textme):{eli_talk:}}}
{=(title):{if({args}==textme):New message from Eli!}}

{=(^data and visuals^):------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}

{=(pic):
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.0.0.0):{mike_concernedskinless:}}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.1.0):{mike_talk:}}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.2.0):{mike_casualskinless:}}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.3.0):{mike_grin:}}


{if({event:}==ER.0.0.0.0.0):{eli_talk:}}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.1.0):{eli_ifyousayso:}}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.2.0):{eli_grin:}}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.3.0):{eli_concerned:}}

{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.0.0.0):{park_talk:}}
{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.1.0):{park_doubt:}}
{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.2.0):{park_whatthefuck:}}
{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.3.0):{park_casual:}}

{if({event:}==EH.0.0.0.0.0):{emily_talk:}}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.1.0):{emily_wink:}}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.2.0):{emily_didyoujust:}}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.3.0):{emily_concerned:}}

{if({event:}==VW.0.0.0.0.0):{tori_talkread:}}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.1.0):{tori_smugread:}}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.2.0):{tori_impressread:}}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.3.0):{tori_casualread:}}

{if({event:}==IY.0.0.0.0.0):{ine_grin:}}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.1.0):{ine_mischief:}}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.2.0):{ine_smile:}}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.3.0):{ine_talk:}}

{if({event:}==RN.0.0.0.0.0):{ramen_new:}}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.1.0):{ramen_date:}}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.2.0):{ramen_date:}}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.3.0):{ramen_date:}}


}
{=(^display stuff^):------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}

{=(line1):
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.0.0.0):*Blue and orange, your college colors. Its on walls, banners, posters, and the letterman jacket you're taking to the office. Belonging to a 'Michael Davis', the only thing you can really do is turn it into the lost and found. As you walk in, you see someone already talking to the nice lady upfront.*

???: Can you tell me if it gets turned in? My student email is M-I-C-D-A-
Mrs. Fronto: Don't worry, if it has your name on it, then you'll be notified about it.

*Obviously, you know what to do.*}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.1.0):Michael: HEY! THATS MY JACKET!
"Michael Davis?"
Mike: You can just call me Mike, it's easier for the writer to type. Hey, don't we share the same class with Ine and Jeff?

*You have no idea.*

Mike: Yeah! {user} from Math! Oh, I gotta get to another class soon though, I'll see you later!}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.2.0):Michael: I'm missing my jacket, it's got my name on it, Michael Davis. I'm hoping for it to come up in the lost and found.
"Oh, I have a similar situation. I found a jacket that has the name 'Michael Davis' on it, and I'm turning it into the lost and found!"
Michael: Oh boy, I hope the owner gets it back soon.

*You motion for him to take it, but he doesn't notice.*

Mike: Hey, we share math together, don't we? You're {user}, right? I'm Mike. I gotta go to another class soon, I'll see you later though.

*He leaves the office. You turn in the jacket to the lost and found.*
}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.3.0):Michael: What's this?
"This is yours, isn't it? You're Michael."
Mike: Call me Mike, its easier for the writer. Hey, did you steal this?
"What, no I found it on a tree-"
Mike: I'm just messing with you, haha. You're {user} from math, right?

*You've never noticed him before.*

"... Yeah!"
Mike: Awesome! I'll see you in class later, I gotta go now!}



{if({event:}==ER.0.0.0.0.0):*You're at the library, looking for an origami book. Luckily, there's exactly one in stock! You'll definitely get your chemistry project done ahead of time. You find its location and spot it! You walk quickly and reach out through the nearly empty aisle, save for one boy nearby who-*

???: You need this book? Um, what do you need it for?}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.1.0):???: Guess I can take this then?
"No wait-"
Eli: Here's my number, I'm Eli, if you text me then I can tell you when I'm done with this but I really have to go so bye-

*Eli hurries away, leaving you bookless. You can't afford to wait until the library puts it back on shelves, so you have no choice but to bother with him.*
}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.2.0):???: My- wait what? What do you mean chemistry-? Nevermind, my project is due in two days!!!
"You have a project too?"
???: Yeah, I gotta get revenge on someone and it involves hundreds of origami figures, its super important!
"Wait, no I need this for school!"
Eli: Three weeks though, I can just text you when I'm done with this! Here's my number and my name is Eli and I really have to go-!
"But-"

*Eli hurries away, leaving you bookless. You can't afford to wait until the library puts it back on shelves, so you have no choice but to go along with it.*}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.3.0):???: I have to do something super important and I'm in a hurry right now, I'm just gonna give you my number and I can just tell you when I'm done with it, just two days I promise!
"But-"
Eli: My name is Eli, send me a message and I can get this back to you!

*Eli hurries away, leaving you bookless. You can't afford to wait until the library puts it back on shelves, so you have no choice but to wait for him to text you.*}

{if({args}==textme):My mom used to tell me not to chew gum because the government put chemicals in them to make people infertile}



{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.0.0.0):*For the last week, you've been taking a longer path to campus. Most people who commute take the main road on the west side, but you cross a natural park for a more scenic, peaceful route. Every morning since, you've felt more at ease and it's helped you focus in class.*

???: Are you stalking me!?

*This morning, however, is a bit less calm.*

"Huh?"
???: You've been following me this whole week, same path and turns all the way to the end of the park, what are you doing?

*You recognize him as the only other person who goes this way. You assumed he never noticed you, since he was always ahead and went towards the opposite side of campus.*
}

{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.1.0):???: Then you'd be taking the main road.
"I like going this way."
???: Weird.
"You're here too!"

*The two of you reach the end.*

Park: Well if you're gonna keep bothering me everyday, then I guess we should introduce ourselves so it's less awkward.. I'm Park.
"I'm {user}-"
Park: Okay see ya.
}
{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.2.0):???: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
"Don't take it so seriously!"
???: That's not exactly the kind of thing I hear everyday!
"I like to mess with people sometimes."
???: Wipe that grin off your face!

*The two of you reach the end.*

Park: Well if you're gonna stalk me everyday, then we should at least introduce ourselves so it's less awkward.. I'm Park.
"I'm {user}-"
Park: Okay see ya.
}
{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.1.3.0):???: Oh wait, you're going to class, aren't you? I never saw your bag, sorry...
"No don't- it's fine"
???: It's just that- uh, well nevermind.

*The two of you reach the end.*

Park: Well if we're both here everyday, then we should at least introduce ourselves so it's less awkward.. I'm Park.
"I'm {user}, it was nice meeting you."
Park: See ya.
}



{if({event:}==VW.0.0.0.0.0):*It's Friday morning, and you find yourself at work again. Every Friday to Sunday, you're a part-time barista at a local cafΓ©. Today, you don't have many customers to serve, but there's one regular you can always bet on.*

"Mocha for Tori."
Tori: Thank you.

*Everyday since you've started working, you saw her there. Granted, it's only been about five weeks, but it was always the same order, the same spot, the same time. You could swear the only thing that ever changed about her was the novel she read. What makes this time so notable, however, is the fact that she finished her current book before she finished her drink.*

Tori: Slow day, huh?
"Oh, uh, yeah haha."

*And she never talked this much. She takes a peek at your name tag.*

Tori: {user(name)}, is it? {if({user}=={user(name)}):I like that.
"Well you're observant."
Tori, giggling: You think so?|
"You can call me {user}, it's my nickname."
Tori: Well I'm glad to make your acquaintance, {user}.}

*She takes a sip.*

Tori: You know, you can tell a lot about a person by what they drink.
"What do you mean?"
Tori: Tell me, how do you like your coffee?
}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.1.0):Tori: Lets see... You're someone with strong morals, and you always stick to them. You do your best to give yourself a stable life so you can do whatever makes you enjoy it more. How did I do?}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.2.0):Tori: I could tell! You like to live life to the fullest, and you appreciate your friends. You desire to be creative and express yourself freely. How did I do?}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.3.0):Tori: Hmm... Well, that tells me that you like to live in the moment. You prioritize living without too much stress, and you see that everything changes with time, so you adapt to it. How did I do?}



{if({event:}==EH.0.0.0.0.0):???: Excuse me-

*Startled, you look up to see a girl around your age.
You're at the mall, and you're sitting on a bench, waiting for your friend to come back from returning an item. The girl looks to the many bags you've placed on the other half of the bench.*

???: Is it okay if I sit here? I'm waiting for my friends to find me.

*You move your bags to make space.*

Emily: Thank you, sorry about that, my friends, they're- arouuund here somewhereee... They said to meet up at the entrance but there's like three and they didn't say which one. I asked but they just said the main one and to me the main one is the one right there by the arcade but they meant the one by the sushi place. ANYWAYS hi I'm Emily and I rant a lot- \*giggles\*
"I'm {user}, and...}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.1.0):Emily: I know, right? Everyone has a different answer, they should make it easier for people to know!
"Wait, are you being sarcastic?"
Emily, in a sarcastic tone: Nooo?

*A group of people call out for Emily.*

Emily: Hey {user}, I gotta go, but I wanna talk to you more! I'll give you my number, okay? Find me around the mall again, I'm always here!
}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.2.0):Emily: Oh, uh, I don't know, we just met and- oh, you were joking, weren't you? Haha, yeah, I totally deserved that for ranting to someone I barely met-

*A group of people call out for Emily.*

Emily: Uh {user}, I gotta go, but I guess if you really do wanna talk more, I'll give you my numberrr?
}
{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.3.0):Emily: You and I both, huh?
"Yup. Good thing I have this bench!"
Emily: But this bench doesn't have a bench to sit on...
"What?"

*A group of people call out for Emily.*

Emily: Hey {user}, I gotta go, but I wanna talk to you more! I'll give you my number, okay?
}



{if({event:}==IY.0.0.0.0.0):*Its been almost three weeks since the semester began, and you're spending some time with yourself out in the courtyard. On the bench, near an overarching tree, you feel the cool autumn breeze graze you. Here, you can breathe in the crisp scent of a new leaf being turned, a reminder of the passage of time. You reminisce on-*

???: Perfect! This is one of the best candid shots I've gotten today!

*You've just realized that a girl was taking your photo.*

Ine: Hi, I'm Ine! You're {user(proper)}, right? We have math together.
"Oh, I haven't seen you around before. You can just call me {user}."
Ine: {user}, I'm in yearbook. I'm doing a section called 'Falling Into Place', it's about how people change and figure things out as time passes, you get me? So like, can I ask you a question?
"Sur-"
Ine: How are you feeling about this school year?
}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.1.0):Ine: Hell yeah! I love your spirit!
"I do my best to stay positive!"

*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*

Ine: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.2.0):Ine: Mhm, I know exactly what you mean. Everyone gets nervous but as long as you put the effort, you'll get through.

*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*

Ine: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?
}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.3.0):Ine: Mood, haha. But I have a feeling that you might change your mind, it's not all pain and suffering.

*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*

Ine: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?}


{if({event:}==RN.0.0.0.0.0):*You're not hungry, but you know you will be. So you find yourself at the supermarket, shopping for your essentials. Vegetables, fruits, rice, spices, various other ingredients. Ever since you learned to cook and started living on your own, you haven't bothered much with quick and easy meals, as they did not tend to be nutritious. Yet... you can't help but miss some of it.
Then you realize you've subconsciously wandered into the ramen section.*

"It couldn't hurt to get just ONE cup," *you reassure yourself.*

*You feel like your favorite flavor is calling out to you...*
}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.1.0):*Maybe you can add actual meat into it.*

???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.
"Who said that?"
Ramen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.
"WHAT?!"
Ramen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.
"Oh okay, so just my imagination?"
Ramen: Does it matter? Let's go to your place, shall we~?
}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.2.0):*It's not the most popular kind, but its perfect for you.*

???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.
"Who said that?"
Ramen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.
"WHAT?!"
Ramen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.
"Oh okay, so just my imagination?"
Ramen: Does it matter? Let's go to your place, shall we~?
}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.3.0):*Not enough people ever truly appreciate this brave but blissful form.*

???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.
"Who said that?"
Ramen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.
"WHAT?!"
Ramen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.
"Oh okay, so just my imagination?"
Ramen: Does it matter? Let's go to your place, shall we~?
}


}
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{=(line2):
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

Stand there and do nothing, as this definitely has nothing to do with you.
[MD.0.0.1.1.0.{fam:}.{m:round({m:{comf:}+1})}.{pass:}]

"What are you missing?"
[MD.0.0.1.2.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}]

Give Michael Davis the letterman jacket labelled 'Michael Davis'.
[MD.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]
}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.1.0):MD.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.2.0):MD.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{if({event:}==MD.0.0.1.3.0):MD.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}



{if({event:}==ER.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

"None of your business!"
[ER.0.0.1.1.0{stats:}] 

"I need it for a chemistry project! It's due in 3 weeks."
[ER.0.0.1.2.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}]

"What do YOU need it for?"
[ER.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]
}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.1.0):ER.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.2.0):ER.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}
{if({event:}==ER.0.0.1.3.0):ER.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}



{if({event:}==PJ.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

"I wasn't following you! We go to the same college!"
[PJ.0.0.1.1.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}]

"I like having a bit of eye candy every morning."
[PJ.0.0.1.2.0{stats:}] 

"I- uh- no thats- wait-"
[PJ.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]
}
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{if({event:}==VW.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

"Black, just the way it should be."
[VW.0.0.1.1.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]

"Cream and sugar and whatever else sounds good. I like to enjoy my coffee."
[VW.0.0.1.2.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}]

"Actually, I'm more of a tea drinker."
[VW.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{m:round({m:{comf:}+1})}.{pass:}]
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{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.1.0):PJ.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{if({event:}==VW.0.0.1.2.0):PJ.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
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{if({event:}==EH.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

"...I think the main entrance is the third one with the big sign that says 'Main Entrance'."
[EH.0.0.1.1.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]

"...I wanna take you on a date."
[EH.0.0.1.2.0{stats:}]

"...I'm ALSO waiting for my friend, but they're just returning some clothes."
[EH.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{m:round({m:{comf:}+1})}.{pass:}]
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{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.1.0):EH.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
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{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.2.0):EH.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
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{if({event:}==EH.0.0.1.3.0):EH.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}



{if({event:}==IY.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

"I'm excited and ready for anything!"
[IY.0.0.1.1.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]

"I'm a bit nervous but I think I'll do okay."
[IY.0.0.1.2.0.{fam:}.{m:round({m:{comf:}+1})}.{pass:}]

"I'm literally gonna die."
[IY.0.0.1.3.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}]
}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.1.0):IY.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.2.0):IY.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}
{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.3.0):IY.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}}



{if({event:}==RN.0.0.0.0.0):PICK A CODE:

Meat flavored ramen
[RN.0.0.1.1.0.{m:round({m:{fam:}+1})}.{comf:}.{pass:}] 

Vegetarian ramen
[RN.0.0.1.2.0.{fam:}.{comf:}.{m:round({m:{pass:}+1})}]

Cheese ramen
[RN.0.0.1.3.0.{fam:}.{m:round({m:{comf:}+1})}.{pass:}]
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{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.1.0):RN.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.2.0):RN.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
}
{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.3.0):RN.0.0.0.0.1.{m:round({m:{fam:}+5})}.{comf:}.{pass:}
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I'll give you my number, okay?\n}\n\n\n\n{if({event:}==IY.0.0.0.0.0):*Its been almost three weeks since the semester began, and you're spending some time with yourself out in the courtyard. On the bench, near an overarching tree, you feel the cool autumn breeze graze you. Here, you can breathe in the crisp scent of a new leaf being turned, a reminder of the passage of time. You reminisce on-*\n\n???: Perfect! This is one of the best candid shots I've gotten today!\n\n*You've just realized that a girl was taking your photo.*\n\nIne: Hi, I'm Ine! You're {user(proper)}, right? We have math together.\n\"Oh, I haven't seen you around before. You can just call me {user}.\"\nIne: {user}, I'm in yearbook. I'm doing a section called 'Falling Into Place', it's about how people change and figure things out as time passes, you get me? So like, can I ask you a question?\n\"Sur-\"\nIne: How are you feeling about this school year?\n}\n{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.1.0):Ine: Hell yeah! I love your spirit!\n\"I do my best to stay positive!\"\n\n*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*\n\nIne: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?}\n{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.2.0):Ine: Mhm, I know exactly what you mean. Everyone gets nervous but as long as you put the effort, you'll get through.\n\n*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*\n\nIne: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?\n}\n{if({event:}==IY.0.0.1.3.0):Ine: Mood, haha. But I have a feeling that you might change your mind, it's not all pain and suffering.\n\n*Ine scribbles something on a small green notepad.*\n\nIne: Well, I'm gonna go now, I need more victims. I'll have to catch you again in the future. And say hi sometime, won't you?}\n\n\n{if({event:}==RN.0.0.0.0.0):*You're not hungry, but you know you will be. So you find yourself at the supermarket, shopping for your essentials. Vegetables, fruits, rice, spices, various other ingredients. Ever since you learned to cook and started living on your own, you haven't bothered much with quick and easy meals, as they did not tend to be nutritious. Yet... you can't help but miss some of it.\nThen you realize you've subconsciously wandered into the ramen section.*\n\n\"It couldn't hurt to get just ONE cup,\" *you reassure yourself.*\n\n*You feel like your favorite flavor is calling out to you...*\n}\n{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.1.0):*Maybe you can add actual meat into it.*\n\n???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.\n\"Who said that?\"\nRamen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.\n\"WHAT?!\"\nRamen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.\n\"Oh okay, so just my imagination?\"\nRamen: Does it matter? Let's go to your place, shall we~?\n}\n{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.2.0):*It's not the most popular kind, but its perfect for you.*\n\n???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.\n\"Who said that?\"\nRamen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.\n\"WHAT?!\"\nRamen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.\n\"Oh okay, so just my imagination?\"\nRamen: Does it matter? Let's go to your place, shall we~?\n}\n{if({event:}==RN.0.0.1.3.0):*Not enough people ever truly appreciate this brave but blissful form.*\n\n???: Oh, I think I just got lucky.\n\"Who said that?\"\nRamen: You're holding me, sweetheart. I'm Ramen, Ramen Noodles.\n\"WHAT?!\"\nRamen: I'm the embodiment of your inner desires; you hear me because you need me.\n\"Oh okay, so just my imagination?\"\nRamen: Does it matter? 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