die

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Content

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{=(m):{target(name)}} 
{=(num):{range:0-10}}
{=(w0):Congrats {m}. You’re dead.}
{=(w1):{m} sat on a wall. {m} had a great fall. Now they’re dead}
{=(w2):{m} drank way too much caffeine. They have stopped breathing.}
{=(w3):A random platypus with a jet pack hit and killed {m} while following a pharmacist.}
{=(w4):A savage duck bit off the testicles of {m} causing them to bleed out.}
{=(w5):{m} tried to literally fuck themselves. Now they have a broken neck.}
{=(w6):{m} just fucking turned into a ball of fire for no damn reason.}
{=(w7):{m} shot themselves in front of the White House to protest a walking Cheeto.} 
{=(w8):{m} died in their sleep after looking up fortnut on Twitter.}
{=(w9):{m} tried to go against the administration and disappeared.}
{=(w10):Dog the Bounty Dwarf made a visit to your humble abode. Enough said.}
{w{num}}

Raw JSON

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