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...Then hold it for about twenty minutes please, thanks.,Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon btch!,When karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there in case it needs help.,Sorry sarcasm just falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.,Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud 🙂.,Yes I am a bitch... Just not yours.,I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.,Being a bitch is a tough job but someone has to do it. 

...So quit tryna steal Echo\*s job 😡.,Whoever told you to be yourself was wrong.,If I had a face like yours I’d be a douchebag too.,Aww it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.,I’m visualizing duct tape over your mouth.,90% of your ‘beauty’ could be removed with a Kleenex.,I suggest you do a little soul searching. If you're lucky maybe you'll finally find one.,My hair straightener is hotter than you.,I’d smack you but that would be animal abuse.,If you’re going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass.,Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality.,I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.,Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter... You do when you leave.,You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old shit.,I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.,I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being. You're welcome.,You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.,Here look I wrote you a poem.

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.

... Actually wait we better confirm that first. Ya, know... Just in case. For science. Come here 🙂🔪.,Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.,I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.,I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.,Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.,If you’re offended by my opinion you should hear the ones I keep to myself.,No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.,Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one and no one gives a shit about yours.}}

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