pasta

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  "id": 547554,
  "created_at": "2021-01-20T20:21:29.000Z",
  "tag_name": "pasta",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "494010761782231042",
  "uses": 20,
  "description": "Simple Copypasta tag, designed for the Dunder MiffCord. LOWERCASE WILL NOT WORK. simply enter: >pasta (option). The options are:\ndoug,\ndumbbell,\ndebug,\naita,\nnavy,\n\nIf a user tries to use these outside of Shitposting or Bot Spam, it will not work. ",
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "763616067921772564",
  "sharer": "494010761782231042",
  "content": "{del}\n\n{=(u1):{lower:{1}}}\n{=({u1}):Your input did not match one of the pastas available.}\n{=(help): Available Pastas: **Kiddo:** (Navy Seal Copypasta), **Doug:** (Louis and Doug Copypasta), **Debug:** (Debugging Pasta), **AITA:** (Am I the Asshole Copypasta), **Night:** (any issues feel free to ping me), **Dumbbell:** (I was a Dumbbell Copypasta), and **Aboos:**, (Mod Aboos Copypasta).}\n{=(doug): I think it’s a good idea to have two more years of work and I think I found a way for Doug to settle the circumstances in the new update. Please advise what you think the next step is, if I don’t hear back I will proceed with Louis suggestions as per previous discussions.}\n\n{=(night): Any issues please feel free to ping me, I’m heading off for the night. You guys rock and I’m excited to see us come out of this stronger.}\n\n{=(debug): You are still free to watch the game and provide prompt feedback, we still have ample time and these types of debugging issues are typical.}\n\n{=(kiddo): What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little \"clever\" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.}\n\n{=(dumbbell): Hello folks, please disregard the previous messages. I am in multiple servers and I was a dumbbell and sent the wrong things to you.}\n\n{=(aita): So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?}\n{=(modaboos): Just came back to say mods, the power has gone to your head. You should not be mods. You did not get the gif right so I didn't give you a dundie and then you removed me from the channel. No rules were broken. Should call this channel the breakroompolice. Consider this my retirement from gifposting. Bye peeps.}\n{=(aboos): aboos2: Just came back to say <@ 42721617876357120> the power has gone to your head. You should not be a mod. You did not get the gif right so I didn't give you a dundie and then you removed me from the channel. No rules were broken. Should call this channel the breakroompolice. Consider this my retirement from gifposting. Bye peeps}\n{=(aboos2): aboos: Just came back to say <@ 286254699395416064> the power has gone to your head. You should not be a mod. You did not get the question right so I didn't give you a check and then you removed me from the channel. No rules were broken. Should call this channel the triviapolice. Consider this my retirement from trivia. Bye peeps}\n{{u1}}",
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