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{let(whodoneit):

<@{target(id)}> has been murdered!

Who could have done it?

I think that...

The murderers were {server(random)} and {server(random)}!
They used {random:Horse hooves that look suspiciously like coconuts.,JavaScript.,a knife.,their Stand., anti-vaxxer propaganda.,a gun.,poison.,falling rocks.,math.,a riddle.,Iocaine Powder.,rope.,a car.,bad movies.,BNHA spoilers.,old memes.,stinky farts.,sympathetic embarrassment.,an abundance of cute kittens.,thighs thicc enough to crush a watermelon.,a can of hairspray.,a spoon. don't ask how.,a puppet that was holding a smaller puppet that was holding a knife.,kpop.,cantopop.,photos of Nayeon.,photos of Jeongyeon.,photos of Momo.,photos of Sana.,photos of Jihyo.,photos of Mina.,photos of Dahyun.,photos of Chaeyoung.,photos of Tzuyu.,anime.,weeb.}
And they killed them {random: in a chair., in their sleep., by the side of the road., while they were on the toilet., while they were about to finish paying off their student loans., just as they were about to finish a really good fanfic., right as game of thrones was ending its last season., while telling <@{target(id)}> spoilers to their favorite show., using their power over 9000.,for the vine., cause they had to do it to 'em.,while singing "george in the jungle" like a weirdo.,while yelling Avada Kedavra.,from under an orange box., while {server(random)} is raging and left Apparently Fatuous Substances.,while Brioche is giving out free meals to <@{target(id)}>.,when Pan is looking at Tzuyu photos.,when Pan is listening to Twice songs.,while Brioche is secretly listening to kpop.,when Pan is looking at Dahyun photos.,when Twice is singing live.,when Ron is playing COC though it sucks.,because <@{target(id)}> is a weeb.}}

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