irksome

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I suppose seven year olds talk to sewer clowns all the time.”*~\\n*“I like that I inspire that kind of reaction.”*~\\n*“You guys are nuts. Just relying on your pyroclastic hormones to propel you through another day of- what, zoom meetings?”*~\\n*“Happy nightmares!”*~\\n*“Not just one but two of my stupid server suggestions has been approved!”*~\\n*“That diminishes my sense of self - worth.”*~\\n*“Tonight I medicate with Thai food. The flavor profile will be lemongrass, coconut, lime and PAIN.”*~\\n*“I have a self-esteem issue that I try to medicate with food, software and hardware purchases.”*~\\n*“You dummies! Of course Apple is evil. Their logo is the frikkin’ piece of fruit Adam and Eve ate!”*~\\n*“Watching you guys talk about being in class it’s like a horror show.”*~\\n*“Did you know that a strawberry is neither a straw nor a berry?”*~\\n*“Oh! I’m gonna say some bad words now!!”*~\\n*“Why do you want to mute me? And take away all my badges?”*~\\n*“Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”*~\\n*“Depends how many beans I’ve eaten.”*~\\n*“I don’t know what embarrassment is.”*~\\n*“Being unhappy is what makes you happy.”*~\\n*“What if the temporal fabric of the universe is becoming unraveled?”*~\\n*“What if it is Wednesday and you just slipped through a time vortex?”*~\\n*“Correct spelling is important.”*~\\n*“I made another cheesecake, so I’m inviting the lesbians from next door over to eat it.”*~\\n*“You know that thing when you have an earworm and it’s only a mediocre song?”*~\\n*“Chocolate is an inappropriate bagel flavor!”*~\\n*“I mean, ok, but dung beetles like crap because it’s all they know.”*~\\n*“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”*~\\n*“James’s piano is obviously jealous of all the attention his phone gets.”*~\\n*“I was born, they had to use the jaws of life on my mother.”*~\\n*“My school starts, like, two semesters after the pandemic.”*~\\n*“I’ll battle the bot if it starts to take over.”*~\\n*“<slowly hides handcuffs>”*~\\n*“I’d like to thank all the little people who helped me get where I am today.”*~\\n*“How many chickens would it take to kill a lion?”*~\\n*“I do excel at being annoying.”*~\\n*“So, in the absence of any concrete evidence, there’s no reason to accuse Santa of being a slave master.”*~\\n*“Has anyone conducted any in-depth interviews with any of Santa’s elves?”*~\\n*“I’ll just continue to be the Beta tester for everything that can go wrong.”*~\\n*“You kids with your googles and your wikis still don’t know anything.”*~\\n*“Ah. The attention span of 21st Century youth.”*~\\n*“If I eat myself, will I grow twice as large or disappear?”*~\\n*“Fine. I’ll behave. But you’re head mod, so can I call you Daddy?”*~\\n*“This is the worst! I can’t troll <@760553786757873735> anymore. I’ve got to be… responsible!”*~\\n*“I like how my particular brand of trolling is tolerated.”*~\\n*“Honestly, James is probably weirded out by me every day.”*~\\n*“If all grass is green, and bluegrass is grass, doesn’t that suggest an evolutionarily disadvantageous color palette?”*~\\n*“I speak English. And, since that’s the lingua franca, I expect everyone else to.”*~\\n*“I don’t eat cats on thanksgiving.”*~\\n*“I really don’t need a blow-by-blow description of a 15-year-old’s bedtime routine.”*~\\n*“irksome1 feeds some popcorn to a seagull. It explodes. Irksome wonders what else is in the popcorn”*~\\n*“It’s deliciously fascinating to me that you have to play damage control on nearly everything I type.”*~\\n*“Maybe your brain isn’t getting enough nutrients from cranberries.”*~\\n*“I’d be banned if I said what I’d do for a Klondike Bar.”*~\\n*“You can’t curse unless you’re putting a hex on someone.”*~\\n*“I am the server‘s pet troll..”*~\\n*“Carl-bot will be able to recognize my trollery with 64% more accuracy.”*~\\n*“Seriously! I saw Carl bot walk across water to heal a dying swan. Carl bot is love.”*~\\n*“Once upon a time, a small potato was crying tears of ranch dressing. She had survived the great mashing scourge of ‘15, but was now quite alone in the dark root cellar.”*~\\n*“I’ve been changing my nickname to things that the mods don’t approve of.”*~\\n*“Hitman is not a game. It is a way of life.”*~\\n*“I’m a very bad man.”*~\\n*“You guys misspell every fifth word on here. How am I supposed to know what you mean?”*~\\n*“One of these days, one of you is going to be a brain surgeon, and you’re going to attempt to do surgery while being on Discord at the same time.”*~\\n*“It’s always frightening discovering new things about ourselves. Like the time I discovered that the 10 Commandments aren’t supposed to be a to-do list.”*~ \\n*”I’m fat, so I guess I use my culinary powers irresponsibly.”*~\\n*“Remember to use the salad fork for the tea!”*~\\n*“Yeah, but I am gay in both the objective sense and the insulting sense.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> You’re not a dictator. You’re a benevolent tyrant.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> is supreme emperor and tyrant.”*~\\n*“Do you want lessons on how to be fabulous?”*~\\n*“We need to have a contest to see who can come up with the most obsequious screen name.”*~\\n*“You say that, but the anti-depressants I’m taking help me not to care about how you don’t care.”*~\\n*“My doctor is so cute and cuddly!”*~\\n*“I can hear Moonlight Sonata being softly played in the darkness, but that’s just because I need to take my medication.”*~\\n*“There’s a “Don’t Make <@773009487174303784> a Mod” rule, isn’t there?”*~\\n*“I’m very uncomfortable discussing tops and bottoms on here.”*~\\n*“Now, now. Come on boys. Papa <@773009487174303784> just wants everyone to get along.”*~\\n*“What? Brandon’s my buddy. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that and the FBI most definitely wouldn’t be interested at all.”*~\\n*“Well, of course, the eggplant and the peach.”*~\\n*“If <@760553786757873735> gets detention because I distracted him from homeschool, what does that even mean?”*~\\n*“If you’re going to assassinate someone with electrified spaghetti, is a 120V outlet sufficient or should you hardwire directly into the circuit box?”*~\\n*“If you show up drunk and naked to Thanksgiving dinner, but Grandma doesn’t ban you for life, does that mean that drunk-and-naked technically becomes appropriate Thanksgiving attire?”*~\\n*“Please. There’s never enough chocolate syrup.”*~\\n*“No! I need to be insulted while I’m eating the lobster pasta!”*~\\n*“Does Twilight read better when you’re drunk or is it still trash?”*~\\n*“I mean, yes, people are gonna find you. Maybe search through your trash and make little voodoo dolls of you that they place on little psychotic devotion altars to you in their basements.*~\\n*“Don’t make me assume my ultimate form…”*~\\n*“You know that thing when you try to go to Church on Sunday and you get hit by lightning 3 or 4 times at the threshold? What’s the best ointment to use on the scar tissue?”*~\\n*“I was spawned this way.”*~\\n*“Yeah, I got a few arbitrary traditions, but they’re all inappropriate for a family server.”*~\\n*“Yeah, I got a few arbitrary traditions, but they’re all inappropriate for a family server.”*~\\n*“A pop tart is a ravioli.”*~\\n*“Everything that exists in the universe is either a duck or not a duck.”*~\\n*“I’m not creating an international incident by telling you.”*~\\n*“Y’know, some of those flavors come from Grindr profiles.”*~\\n*“Thing is, if a raged out on here, <@760553786757873735> would say I maybe do need drugs.”*~\\n*“I think <@760553786757873735> might need Adderall.”*~\\n*“Can I punish Brandon if he doesn’t go to sleep?”*~\\n*“It means it’s a frikkin’ expensive hunk of cow.”*~\\n*“I upvoted the stream, but then my dads opened a bottle of wine. Sorry, <@760553786757873735>”*~\\n*“I’m on a date. We’re at a Thai restaurant and I’m gonna test his spice tolerance.”*~\\n*“She likes intimidating new Prime Ministers by reminding them that Winston Churchill was her first. Not only is she old, she thoroughly enjoys being so.”*~\\n*“Today is the first day of the rest of your life!”*~\\n*“Why are the ox and the lamb keeping time? Isn’t that the drummer boy’s job?”*~\\n*“Wait… can you say ass in here if it refers to, like, a donkey?”*~\\n*“Tomorrow, I need to take the Psycho Nurse out for a breakfast of unfertilized chicken abortions, salt-mummified animal carcasses, and fermented bovine secretions, served with a side of pulverized, fried patties of wheat gluten, smothered in condensed tree sap.”*~\\n*“My Santa Claus comes dressed in leather every year.”*~\\n*“Why is math unnecessarily pluralized in Britain?”*~\\n*“I typically lose the first game of chess, then proceed to beat the snot out of everyone I play.”*~\\n*“Dude… did you forget to take your lithium?”*~\\n*“Don’t make me write you a love poem!”*~\\n*“I am, indeed, a wealth of inappropriate information.”*~\\n*“The interesting thing is that’s not how most teenage boys go blind.”*~\\n*“Just watched <@760553786757873735>’s new video where he basically plays with fire.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> you need to stop making horror vids. Rickrolling is serious stuff.”*~\\n*“I’m evil”*~\\n*“Yes! Go to sleep or I’ll tell you about my last date and how much whipped cream there was.”*~\\n*“And suggesting that he reinvigorated himself by drinking the blood of kittens is also something I should keep to myself?”*~\\n*“Ok, so I shouldn’t post that <@760553786757873735> got his piano skills by selling his immortal soul to the devil?”*~\\n*“Mushroom”*~\\n*“It’s a dead chat! I can do whatever I want!!”*~\\n*“<@662407182909964288> course you’ve never had Thai food. Britain never conquered Thailand.”*~\\n*“Suddenly I feel a freedom that will force the creation of at least three or four more server rules…”*~\\n*“Can you say the f-word in here?”*~\\n*“Well, the Blue Fairy did say that if I proved myself brave, trustworthy and unselfish, that someday I would be a real boy!”*~\\n*“What do you call that thing when you wanna do something but you can’t find the thing you need to do the thing with so you just settle for another thing and forget about the first thing until it’s late at night and you stay awake regretting not having done the thing you didn’t do?”*~\\n*“Is Brandon asleep yet? I need to ask him why the Queen is married to a zombie.”*~\\n*“<@662407182909964288>’s in trouble!”*~\\n*“Now you guys know what I feel like when you’re talking nonsense.”*~\\n*“I gotta kick myself in the balls a few times to make sure I pitch my voice high enough.”*~\\n*“When you’re old enough, you don’t care.”*~\\n*“Jeez. You couldn’t be any less patient than if you’d just drank a liter of prune juice.”*~\\n*“It was a pain in the ass trying to figure out how to get <@662407182909964288>’s lullaby on here.”*~\\n*“Hey! <@662407182909964288>! I got a bunch of British crap for Christmas.”*~\\n*“Yes. We’re all here. We float. Come float with us.”*~\\n*“You’re an Amazon warrior and I *love* that about you. But, I’m gay, so I mean “love” in a totally platonic, please-don’t-call-the-police kinda way.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> you need to stop making horror vids. Rickrolling is serious stuff.”*~\\n*“I’m filled to the brim with Linguine Taranto and garlic bread.”*~\\n*“There are starving children in Ethiopia who would love to have pineapple on their pizza!”*~\\n*“You kids are all spoiled. No pens. No pencils. Everything’s digital.”*~\\n*“The proper accompaniment to tea is a three-tiered serving set containing cucumber sandwiches (crusts removed), scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream, then pastries.”*~\\n*“If it’s your job to create NSFW material, does NSFW still apply?”*~\\n*“<@662407182909964288> knows how to fix everything!”*~\\n*“I’m not an Admin because I’d almost certainly abuse my powers.”*~\\n*“If I bang my head against a piano with 5 Newtons of force, will that be enough to get me out of James’s physics homework?”*~\\n*“Hey! <@662407182909964288> ! If my hand is 0.5 kg and it’s traveling at 2.3 m/s, and it makes contact with your 5.0 kg head, how fast will you hit the pillow of your bed and FINALLY GO TO FRIKKIN’ SLEEP?”*}\\n           —– <@773009487174303784>\"}",
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