irksome

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  "created_at": "2020-12-08T11:15:19.000Z",
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I suppose seven year olds talk to sewer clowns all the time.”*~\\n*“I like that I inspire that kind of reaction.”*~\\n*“You guys are nuts. Just relying on your pyroclastic hormones to propel you through another day of- what, zoom meetings?”*~\\n*“Happy nightmares!”*~\\n*“Not just one but two of my stupid server suggestions has been approved!”*~\\n*“That diminishes my sense of self - worth.”*~\\n*“Tonight I medicate with Thai food. The flavor profile will be lemongrass, coconut, lime and PAIN.”*~\\n*“I have a self-esteem issue that I try to medicate with food, software and hardware purchases.”*~\\n*“You dummies! Of course Apple is evil. Their logo is the frikkin’ piece of fruit Adam and Eve ate!”*~\\n*“Watching you guys talk about being in class it’s like a horror show.”*~\\n*“Did you know that a strawberry is neither a straw nor a berry?”*~\\n*“Oh! I’m gonna say some bad words now!!”*~\\n*“Why do you want to mute me? And take away all my badges?”*~\\n*“Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”*~\\n*“Depends how many beans I’ve eaten.”*~\\n*“I don’t know what embarrassment is.”*~\\n*“Being unhappy is what makes you happy.”*~\\n*“What if the temporal fabric of the universe is becoming unraveled?”*~\\n*“What if it is Wednesday and you just slipped through a time vortex?”*~\\n*“Correct spelling is important.”*~\\n*“I made another cheesecake, so I’m inviting the lesbians from next door over to eat it.”*~\\n*“You know that thing when you have an earworm and it’s only a mediocre song?”*~\\n*“Chocolate is an inappropriate bagel flavor!”*~\\n*“I mean, ok, but dung beetles like crap because it’s all they know.”*~\\n*“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”*~\\n*“James’s piano is obviously jealous of all the attention his phone gets.”*~\\n*“I was born, they had to use the jaws of life on my mother.”*~\\n*“My school starts, like, two semesters after the pandemic.”*~\\n*“I’ll battle the bot if it starts to take over.”*~\\n*“<slowly hides handcuffs>”*~\\n*“I’d like to thank all the little people who helped me get where I am today.”*~\\n*“How many chickens would it take to kill a lion?”*~\\n*“I do excel at being annoying.”*~\\n*“So, in the absence of any concrete evidence, there’s no reason to accuse Santa of being a slave master.”*~\\n*“Has anyone conducted any in-depth interviews with any of Santa’s elves?”*~\\n*“I’ll just continue to be the Beta tester for everything that can go wrong.”*~\\n*“You kids with your googles and your wikis still don’t know anything.”*~\\n*“Ah. The attention span of 21st Century youth.”*~\\n*“If I eat myself, will I grow twice as large or disappear?”*~\\n*“Fine. I’ll behave. But you’re head mod, so can I call you Daddy?”*~\\n*“This is the worst! I can’t troll <@760553786757873735> anymore. I’ve got to be… responsible!”*~\\n*“I like how my particular brand of trolling is tolerated.”*~\\n*“Honestly, James is probably weirded out by me every day.”*~\\n*“If all grass is green, and bluegrass is grass, doesn’t that suggest an evolutionarily disadvantageous color palette?”*~\\n*“I speak English. And, since that’s the lingua franca, I expect everyone else to.”*~\\n*“I don’t eat cats on thanksgiving.”*~\\n*“I really don’t need a blow-by-blow description of a 15-year-old’s bedtime routine.”*~\\n*“irksome1 feeds some popcorn to a seagull. It explodes. Irksome wonders what else is in the popcorn”*~\\n*“It’s deliciously fascinating to me that you have to play damage control on nearly everything I type.”*~\\n*“Maybe your brain isn’t getting enough nutrients from cranberries.”*~\\n*“I’d be banned if I said what I’d do for a Klondike Bar.”*~\\n*“You can’t curse unless you’re putting a hex on someone.”*~\\n*“I am the server‘s pet troll..”*~\\n*“Carl-bot will be able to recognize my trollery with 64% more accuracy.”*~\\n*“Seriously! I saw Carl bot walk across water to heal a dying swan. Carl bot is love.”*~\\n*“Once upon a time, a small potato was crying tears of ranch dressing. She had survived the great mashing scourge of ‘15, but was now quite alone in the dark root cellar.”*~\\n*“I’ve been changing my nickname to things that the mods don’t approve of.”*~\\n*“Hitman is not a game. It is a way of life.”*~\\n*“I’m a very bad man.”*~\\n*“You guys misspell every fifth word on here. How am I supposed to know what you mean?”*~\\n*“One of these days, one of you is going to be a brain surgeon, and you’re going to attempt to do surgery while being on Discord at the same time.”*~\\n*“It’s always frightening discovering new things about ourselves. Like the time I discovered that the 10 Commandments aren’t supposed to be a to-do list.”*~ \\n*”I’m fat, so I guess I use my culinary powers irresponsibly.”*~\\n*“Remember to use the salad fork for the tea!”*~\\n*“Yeah, but I am gay in both the objective sense and the insulting sense.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> You’re not a dictator. You’re a benevolent tyrant.”*~\\n*“<@760553786757873735> is supreme emperor and tyrant.”*~\\n*“Do you want lessons on how to be fabulous?”*~\\n*“We need to have a contest to see who can come up with the most obsequious screen name.”*~\\n*“You say that, but the anti-depressants I’m taking help me not to care about how you don’t care.”*~\\n*“My doctor is so cute and cuddly!”*~\\n*“I can hear Moonlight Sonata being softly played in the darkness, but that’s just because I need to take my medication.”*~\\n*“There’s a “Don’t Make <@773009487174303784> a Mod” rule, isn’t there?”*}\\n           —– <@773009487174303784>\"}",
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