boxmech

{
  "id": 466485,
  "created_at": "2020-12-04T18:41:29.000Z",
  "tag_name": "boxmech",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "111991974621413376",
  "uses": 168,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "757431294236819457",
  "sharer": "111991974621413376",
  "content": "{=(pilots):111991974621413376}\n\n{=(forgot_command):{user} didn't enter a valid command. }\n{=(forgot_stinger):{random:it's okay, {user}, take your time.~that, or the cardboard box is, yanno, just a cardboard box.}}\n\n{=(not_pilot):{random:{user}'s cardboard keys don't fit.~{user}'s self-respect is too strong to step into this box.~{user} somehow don't fit in the box.}}\n\n{=(help): {user} unfolds the box mech manual.\n```\nhelp: prints this menu\nmount: enter the mecha\ndismount: leave the mecha\neject: leave the mecha with style\npillowgun <target>: launch a pillow\nstealth: hide in plain sight\n```\n}\n\n{=(mount):{user} climbs into the cardboard box and powers it up! BOXMECH ACTIVE!}\n{=(dismount):{user} hops ou of the towering mecha, which folds neatly back down to its original box size.}\n\n{=(pillowgun_arm):the boxmech activates its pillow {random:4|launcher~4|flinger~1|propane cannon~2|trebuchet~3|tosser~2|delivery mechanism}!}\n{=(pillowgun_misfire):however, {user} forgot to specify a valid target, so the mecha targets THEM!{random:8| ~1| what a dummy!~1| feel free to laugh >:D~1| stoopid!}}\n{=(pillowgun_fire):{random:here comes the POOF, {2}!~{2} never stood a chance.~{2} is blasted off their feet!}}\n{=(pillowgun):{pillowgun_arm} {if({2}=={1}):{pillowgun_misfire}|{pillowgun_fire}}}\n\n{=(eject_body):{random:4|the boxmech's cardboard chair activates its cardboard thrusters, blasting {user} free of its cardboard chassis!~4|at the last possible second, {user} pulls the ejector seat, and rockets into the sky!~1|{user} flails around and falls out of the box.}}\n{=(eject):{eject_body}}\n\n{=(stealth_body):{random:4|with a flourish, {user} grabs a bedsheet and tosses it over the mecha!~4|a carefully-cut, camouflage-pattern arrangement of green and brown construction paper unfolds across the mecha's surface!~1|{user} and their mecha didn't vent, what are you talking about? how would it even fit?}}\n{=(stealth_stinger):{random:4|(predictably, this fools no one.)~4|({user} is still plainly visible.)~1|(...wait, the mecha actually vanished?!)}}\n{=(stealth):{stealth_body} {stealth_stinger}}\n\n{if({1}==help):{help}|\n  {if({in({user(id)}):{pilots}}==true):\n    {if({1}==mount):\n    {mount}|\n    {if({1}==dismount):\n    {dismount}|\n    {if({1}==pillowgun):\n    {pillowgun}|\n    {if({1}==eject):\n    {eject}|\n    {if({1}==stealth):\n    {stealth}|\n    {forgot_command}{forgot_stinger}}}}}}|\n  {not_pilot}}\n}",
  "embed": "{}",
  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T23:23:45.617Z"
}