roast

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  "created_at": "2020-11-21T12:49:08.000Z",
  "tag_name": "roast",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "765063682500853780",
  "uses": 558,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": true,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
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  "content": "{delete}\n{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):Please mention  someone along with the command.|\n{random:\n{target(mention) } My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.,\n{target(mention) } Oh you’re talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back.,\n{target(mention) } My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?,\n{target(mention) } Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.,\n{target(mention) } Is your drama going to be an intermission soon?,\n{target(mention) } I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me acquire some taste. ,\n{target(mention) } You are as fun as a 90 floor elevator ride with a fart.,\n{target(mention) } If I wanted a b*tch I would have bought a dog.,\n{target(mention) } My business is my business. Unless you’re a thong- get out of my ass. ,\n{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.,\n{target(mention) } I don’t sugarcoat s*it. I’m not Willy Wonka.,\n{target(mention) } Acting like a prick doesn’t make yours grow bigger.,\n{target(mention) } Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.,\n{target(mention) } Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon b*tch!,\n{target(mention) } When karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there in case it needs help.,\n{target(mention) } You have more faces than Mount Rushmore.,\n{target(mention) } Sorry __sarcasm__ falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.,\n{target(mention) } Yes I am a b*tch — just not yours.,\n{target(mention) } I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.,\n{target(mention) } Maybe you should eat make-up so you’ll be pretty on the inside too.,\n{target(mention) } Being a b*tch is a tough job but someone has to do it.,\n{target(mention) } My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.,\n{target(mention) } Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.,\n{target(mention) } If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.,\n{target(mention) } Aww it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.,\n{target(mention) } Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?,\n{target(mention) } I’m visualizing duck tape over your mouth.,\n{target(mention) } 90% of your ‘beauty’ could be removed with a Kleenex.,\n{target(mention) } I suggest you do a little soul searching. You might just find one.,\n{target(mention) } My hair straightener is hotter than you.,\n{target(mention) } I’d smack you but that would be animal abuse.,\n{target(mention) } If you’re going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass.,\n{target(mention) } I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.,\n{target(mention) } Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality.,\n{target(mention) } It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote. ,\n{target(mention) } Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there.,\n{target(mention) } I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t.,\n{target(mention) } Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter you do when you leave.,\n{target(mention) } You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old sh*t.,\n{target(mention) } I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.,\n{target(mention) }  I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.,\n{target(mention) } You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.,\n{target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.,\n{target(mention) } Roses are red.\nYour blood is too.\nYou look like a monkey\nAnd belong in a zoo.\nDo not worry\nI'll be there too.\nNot in the cage\nBut laughing at you.,\n{target(mention) } Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.,\n{target(mention) } Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.,\n{target(mention) } Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.,\n{target(mention) } I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.,\n{target(mention) } I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.,\n{target(mention) } I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.,\n{target(mention) } Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.,\n{target(mention) } If you’re offended by my opinion you should hear the ones I keep to myself.,\n{target(mention) } No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.,\n{target(mention) } You're the reason the middle finger exists.,\n{target(mention) } You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.,\n{target(mention) } If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.,\n{target(mention) } You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.,\n{target(mention) } You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.,\n{target(mention) } Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.,\n{target(mention) } I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.,\n{target(mention) } Your face makes onions cry.,\n{target(mention) } You look pretty today. Not at all gross.,\n{target(mention) } I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.,\n{target(mention) } I’m not a nerd - I’m just smarter than you.,\n{target(mention) } I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.,\n{target(mention) } You are the human version of period cramps.,\n{target(mention) } You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t worry! The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.,\n{target(mention) } I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.,\n{target(mention) } I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?,\n{target(mention) } OH MY GOD!!!  IT SPEAKS!,\n{target(mention) } You are so full of shit that the toilet’s jealous.,\n{target(mention) } When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would ya?,\n{target(mention) } Bye- hope to see you never.,\n{target(mention) } I wish that I had a flip phone so I could slam it shut on this conversation.,\n{target(mention) } How many licks ’till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?,\n{target(mention) } Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?,\n{target(mention) } My bad! I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.,\n{target(mention) } Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.,\n{target(mention) } You smell like hot dog water.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t feel bad! There are many people who have no talent!,\n{target(mention) } You smell worse than a full litter box.,\n{target(mention) } As an outsider - what do you think of the human race?,\n{target(mention) } I’d like to kick you in the teeth... but why should I improve your looks?,\n{target(mention) } At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.,\n{target(mention) } I'd shit down your throat but that would be disrespectful to my turd,\n{target(mention) } Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?,\n{target(mention) } You look like my jizz rag.,\n{target(mention) } If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.,\n{target(mention) } Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.,\n{target(mention) } Put another quarter in your ass because you played yourself.,\n{target(mention) } Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.,\n{target(mention) } Don’t you love nature? Despite what it did to you?,\n{target(mention) } Don’t think! It might sprain your brain.,\n{target(mention) } Fellows like you don’t grow from trees! They swing from them.,\n{target(mention) } You have a mechanical mind. Too bad you forgot to wind it up this morning.,\n{target(mention) } You’re a man of the world. And you know what sad shape the world is in.,\n{target(mention) } He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.,\n{target(mention) } Are you always this stupid? Or is today just a special occasion?,\n{target(mention) } I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?,\n{target(mention) } I don’t want you to turn the other cheek! It’s just as ugly.,\n{target(mention) } I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid - but it really works.,\n{target(mention) } I can’t seem to remember your name - please don’t help me.,\n{target(mention) } Where is your off button?,\n{target(mention) } You are so real. A real ass!,\n{target(mention) } I have shoes higher than your standards.,\n{target(mention) } You have more faces than Mt. Rushmore.,\n{target(mention) } I'm jealous of people who don't know you.,\n{target(mention) } You are entitled to your wrong opinion.,\n{target(mention) } You seem reasonable... time to up my meds!,\n{target(mention) } Hey I found your nose! It's in my business...again.,\n{target(mention) } I might be crazy but crazy is better than stupid.,\n{target(mention) } My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you or say your name.,\n{target(mention) } Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?,\n{target(mention) } You are not allowed to vote are you?,\n{target(mention) } When karma comes to punch you in the face I wanna be there to help.,\n{target(mention) } If you are going to be a smart ass- first you must be smart otherwise your just an ASS!,\n{target(mention) } Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.\n{target(mention) } You want a coconut to the face. Don't you?,\n{target(mention) } I would roast you but Tipsy says I'm not allowed to burn trash.,\n{target(mention) } Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are really abusing the privilege.,\n{target(mention) } I was lead to believe Sifter was the ultimate joke, bice to met you though.,\n{target(mention) } Better sit your five dollar ass down before I make some change.,\n{target(mention) } **YOU** *ARE* THE weakest link.,\n{target(mention) } Do you practice being this ugly?,\n{target(mention) } They say you only roast the ones you love - so this is going to be short. }}",
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