roast

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  "created_at": "2020-11-19T03:21:07.000Z",
  "tag_name": "roast",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "697184123802091521",
  "uses": 54,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "766358129818206258",
  "sharer": "697184123802091521",
  "content": "{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):<:dissapoint:776328988967960576> **Please mention someone along with the command.**|{random:{target(mention) }  My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.,{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.,{target(mention) } No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.,{target(mention) } I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.,{target(mention) } Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.,{target(mention) } Some people should use a glue stick instead of lipstick.,{target(mention) } Sorry __sarcasm__ falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.,{target(mention) }Roses are red.\nYour blood is too.\nYou look like a monkey\nAnd belong in a zoo.\nDo not worry\nI'll be there too.\nNot in the cage\nBut laughing at you.,{target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.,{target(mention) } I’d smack you but that would be animal abuse.,{target(mention) } Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter you do when you leave.,{target(mention) } My hair straightener is hotter than you.,{target(mention) }Aha! its a good story but in which part did you *SHUT THE FUCK UP* and die?,{target(mention) }Sorry man I didn't understand what you just spoke because I don't understand bullshit language.,{target(mention) }I would eat a cereal of alphabets and shit out a smarter statement than you just said.,{target(mention) }You are as useful as a pull down window in a submarine.,{target(mention) }Its hilarious how you try to fit your entire IQ level in a sentence.,{target(mention) } I believed in evolution until I met you.,{target(mention) } If a threw a stick somewhere you would go behind it wont you?,{target(mention) } It's okay if you not reply to this because this only affects people with brains.,{target(mention) } No I don't think you are stupid I just think you have a real bad luck to understand and process what a person says.,{target(mention) } I really pray that one day you choke yourself with all the shit you talk.,{target(mention) } I didn't say you were stupid. I said you are stupid there's nothing past tense about it.,{target(mention) } The world is under a zombie attack but you don't worry you are safe because they eat people only with brains.,{target(mention) } If you ever want to kill your self go climb your ego and jump down your IQ level.,{target(mention) } Roses are red\nViolets are blue\nI have 5 fingers\nthe one in the middle is your for you.,{target(mention) } How old are you again? oh I forgot you cant count that high.,{target(mention) } If you were a vegetable you would be a cab*bitch*.,{target(mention) } You are as useful as a tap of water in the middle of the ocean.., {target(mention) } Listen man you don't have to feel bad about how you look that's your parents job.}}",
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