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Then I'll answer~\\nIt is not something we can fathom.~\\nI'll be damned.~\\nYes, quite ironic, isn't it?~\\nAnyday but today.~\\nNot until you graduate from Earth.~\\nI got mixed feelings about this one.~\\nRegrettably so.~\\nI have the pleasure of saying yes.~\\nIt'd mean a fortune to me to tell how true it is.~\\nI am paid to say yes.~\\nI am paid to say no.~\\nHa! You wish~\\nYes, definitely, because when you came, everything changed.~\\nDon't be so negative! Of course it is true.~\\nI did not see this one coming! Still stunned how false that is.~\\nI did not know I had it in me, but I woke up early in the morning just to answer with yes.~\\nWish upon a falling star, and see if it happened.~\\nYes, but only in the land of the blind.~\\nYou should have known. Don't be so surprised!~\\nHave you not alyways suspected it to be true?~\\nNot until you confessed your secrets to me in DM!~\\nGive me one good reason to answer that, and rest assured I will, next time!~\\nDamn! Now that's a tricky one. I will have the answer next time.~\\nDon't hold your breath. Yes, that's it, just let it out.~\\nYes, yes, as if it was not glaringly obvious!~\\nIt's been that way for a while, but then destiny spoke otherwise.~\\nYes, and it shows.~\\nDisaster in the making!~\\nYes, if you feel it, it's true.~\\nWhatever you assumed would be the answer, is actually the opposite.~\\nI know the truth must be hard to digest, but try...~\\nMay it come true one day.~\\nThey forgot to fill me in about it.~\\nThe mirror answers.~\\nI'll answer it next time if you behave.~\\nRats. Seeing stars. Such bonker snakes.~\\nOnly with the explicit permission of the Nirvana Dragon.~\\nI feel like a naysayer today.~\\nAs invariably untrue as it was yesterday.~\\nNo, no, and no. Never!~\\nNaturally, if you bring me a bear.~\\nYou can't be possibly thinking it's true.~\\nWhat force made you even think it's true?~\\nYes if you've been a good boy.~\\nYes if you've been a good girl.~\\nIt is my turn to ask a question, but I'll skip. (That means no.)~\\nExcuse me? I may need  my glasses for this one.~\\nFrom what I've been seeing, it is on the verge of becoming true.~\\nUtter nonsense. ~\\nNo means no.~\\nI'm having a bad day so I'll say no.~\\nI've been having a real good time, so yes.~\\nI know it makes you sad, but hear me out: this scratchcard is not a winner.~\\nDon't even mention it!~\\nI still remember the day it manifested as supreme truth.~\\nThe day it got falsified, is branded in my mind.~\\nWhat makes you think I would break an oath to spill beans about this?~\\nTruly insane, how it eluded people's attention so far.~\\nHold on, let me check ... Marvelous!~\\nJust because most people believe it, does not make it true.~\\nYes, if you've been true to yourself.~\\nIt's a  yes, if you like turtles.~\\nIt's a yes, if at some point you acknowledged Buddha.~\\nNot in November.~\\nIt was commonly known to be true, but now they changed it to false belief.~\\nIt was true, until someone nasty ruined it all.~\\nIf this was true, all life on Earth would be extinct.~\\nIf it was not so, all life on Earth would be extinct.~\\nNo, and I highly recommend we keep it that way.~\\nYes, and I suggest we keep it that way.~\\nOnly by daylight.~\\nI will one day find a solution that this travesty can be usurped!~\\nTry to call me, find out if you can~\\nif you manage to add me as friend, I'll say yes.~\\nYes, but only on this timeline.~\\nNot on this timeline, but many others.~\\nOnly in states of emergency.~\\nOnly at high tide-phases.~\\nOnly at full moon.~\\nNow wouldn't that be fun! But this is reality.~\\nI beg to differ. I am begging.~\\nFine! If that's what you really want.~\\nWatch what you wish for!~\\nYes, absolutely, and undeniably.~\\nThat's a long shot, but I feel ya.~\\nNow, this is something that no human mind can tackle~\\nNot yet, but soon.~\\nNot anymore.~\\nI promise you, it is coming, one day, and that day is near.~\\nAlmost definitely certain.~\\nOf course.~\\nWithout hesitation.~\\nQuite potentially.~\\nQuite possibly.~\\nMore often than not.~\\nSometimes yes, sometimes not.~\\nMood-dependent.~ \\nTook an oath to not spill beans about this.~\\nI was instructed to keep this confidential.~\\nFor sure. To each their own.~\\nOnly at night.~\\nNo, and they need help in keeping it that way.~\\nYes, and they need help in keeping it that way.~\\nNo, definitely not,~\\nNo, only when drunk and/or drugged.~\\nOnce in a blue moon.~\\nOf course not.~\\nGod forbid.~\\nYes I'm sorry.~\\nNo sorry, you got the wrong number.~\\nThis is not your call to make.~\\nNo, but people are looking to change that.~\\nYes  but people are plotting to change that.~\\nOnly during hauntings.~\\nOnly when the bill was not paid.~\\nNot at all.~\\nNot at all, just in bits and pieces.~\\nThere is no way in hell~\\nThere is no way to tell.~\\nFather who not art in heaven, deliver us from the possibility of such wickedness.~\\nIt'd be foolish to assume otherwise.~\\nIt may seem that way, because you did not take your medication.~\\nI know you believed it was was so, well, think again.~\\nYes, I saw a tweet about it. Credible as the Joe B.~\\nI'm just a turtle, how would I know?~\\nAre you kidding me right now?~\\nYou can't expect me to answer that!~\\nThe mystery to that is still being unveiled.~\\nThe Gods must be crazy!~\\nUnshakaebly true until all eternity ends~\\nNot as long as you are here with me.~\\n}\"}",
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