valentine

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  "created_at": "2020-10-29T06:35:31.000Z",
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You're welcoming, warm, loving, and the only place someone would want to be when the world is crashing around them. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.~\nYou're the blanket on the coziest day. So warm that everyone feels loved when they interact with you {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You're the very being of a vacation, relaxing and relieving, when you're there it's the best, making the best memories and living in almost like a fever dream, but when you're gone it's saddening and you're wanted back for more {target(mention)} {emoji}~\nYou’re so awesome that the Great Pyramid of Giza, Egypt can’t compare because no one was needed to make you as awesome as you are {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nDo you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} You're so  awesome that there is so many ways to describe how awesome you are: breathtaking, amazing, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring, stupendous, staggering, extraordinary, incredible, unbelievable. magnificent, wonderful, spectacular, remarkable, and so much more {emoji}~\nFeel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Relationship material. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nHave you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.~\nExcuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Did your license get suspended for driving all these people crazy about you? {target(mention)}~\nI’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna make our first date one of them? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nDid you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nIt’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.~\nIs your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. {target(mention)}~\nAre you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Can I follow you where you’re going? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.~\nIs this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.~\nWe’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. {target(mention)}~\nDo you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!~\nDid you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?~\n{emoji} Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! {target(mention)}~\nThey say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. {emoji} Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? {target(mention)}~\nKiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nHey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth! {target(mention)}~\nYou must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.~\nAre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.~\n{emoji} If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!~\nYou’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nAre you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nI am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Roses are red, my face is too, but that only happens when I’m around you~\nRoses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y? {target(mention)}~\nI’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give my heart to you. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you? {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one~\n{emoji} I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours. {target(mention)}~\nIf I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing! {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nIf being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. {target(mention)}~\n {target(mention)} I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. {emoji}~\n{emoji}  You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word. {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} You're the embodiment of what a home should be. You're welcoming, warm, loving, and the only place someone would want to be when the world is crashing around them.{target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.~\nDo you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.~\n{emoji}  Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You’re so cool that Jack Frost gets too cold standing by you {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nYour lips look lonely would they like to meet mine? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} The Legends of Awesomeness were once used to describe Kung Fu Panda but that went out the window the second you came along {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji}  If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you. {target(mention)}~\nAre you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe! {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I didn't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.~\nAre you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.~\nI don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.~\n{emoji} Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel. {target(mention)}~\nAre you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y! {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate! ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart~\n{emoji} You're the light to a little moth, so incapacitating and beautiful, that the moth can do nothing but try to get as near to you as possible {target(mention)}~\nAre you a volcano? Because I lava you {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nIs your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} You can’t be my first love, but you can be my last~\n{emoji} Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection! {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other! {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.~\n{emoji} You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nIf being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.~\nAre you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?~\n{emoji} I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ {emoji} Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime? {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’ {target(mention)}~\nDo you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’ {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.  {target(mention)}~\n{target(mention)} One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.{emoji} ~\nI think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nI don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.~\n{emoji} When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use? {target(mention)}~\nI was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless. {emoji} {target(mention)} {emoji}~\nIf you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous! {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?~\n{emoji} Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine? {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.~\nAre your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie! {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!  {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.~\nI'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS! {target(mention)}~\n {emoji} Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next S.O. {target(mention)}~\nI may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!~\n{emoji} You are hotter than a sunburn! {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} In your own honest opinion, how does it feel to look so great? {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} I think I’m lost. Can you give me the directions to your heart?~\nI seem to have lost my teddy bear. Would you like to be my teddy bear tonight? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa Claus what I really want as a gift this Christmas. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} If possessing good looks was illegal, you would have been arrested ages ago! {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.~\n{emoji} Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji}Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.~\n{emoji}Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji}When I first looked at you, I searched for a signature as every masterpiece has one {target(mention)}~\nI hope there are fire workers around coz you are smoking hot {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Let’s commit the perfect crime. I will steal your heart and you steal mine~\n{emoji} Do you sit on a pile of glitter? Coz you always keep shining {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine~\n{emoji} If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’ll only have a dollar coz you never leave my mind {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)}You need to help me to prepare for my final exams because, when I think of you, you make me forget everything else.~\n{emoji} You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.~\nI love you with all my circle, not my heart. Because hearts break, but a circle goes on forever. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nWhy would I want to look at the stars when I can stare into your eyes? {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nIf beauty were time, you would be forever. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} I value my breath so it would be nice if you would take it away every time you passed by, {target(mention)}~\nYour eyes are like a sunset. Beautiful and warm but so hard to turn away from. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\nI just want you to know that every time I picture myself happy, it’s always with you. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji}  You are my compass. Without you, I’m lost. {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} If the sky lost a star every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.~\n{emoji} Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here. {target(mention)}~\nSorry, I seem to have lost my heart. I think that you have it. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Excuse me, is your mother around? I would like to thank her for bringing such a wonderful being to life.~\nCan I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. {emoji} {target(mention)}~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Are you WiFi, because I think we have a connection? ~\n{emoji} Do you have a nickname? If you don’t, I could just call you later. {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} Are you a magnet? Because I’m really drawn to you. {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} can you please call an ambulance? After I saw how gorgeous you look, my heart just stopped. ~\n{emoji} Hi beautiful! That’s your name, right? {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} My friend thinks you’re cute but I disagree. I think you’re gorgeous. ~\n{emoji}If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} Damn, I wish I had never met you. Because tonight I won’t be able to fall asleep, for I know that something as beautiful as you actually exists.~\nI’ve never experienced having my dreams come true, until the day I met you. {emoji} {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} When I saw you I started believing in angels. Do you believe in fate? {target(mention)} ~\nLet’s make a deal. I’ll put a teardrop in the ocean. If you find it, I’ll stop loving you. {emoji} {target(mention)} ~\nIf all the lights went out right at this moment, you’d be the only thing shining. {emoji} {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. ~\nVogue just called, they want to put you on the cover. {emoji} {target(mention)} ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} See these keys? The only one I haven’t got is the one to your heart. ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} If I fall, Can you catch me? If you catch me, can you hold me? If you hold me, can you never let go? ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} You got my heart fluttering. Can you catch it for me and hold onto it for eternity? ~\n{emoji} {target(mention)} No matter how far apart we are, I'll always wait for you to be by my side. ~\n}}",
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