qotd

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  "created_at": "2020-09-30T21:24:47.000Z",
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  "owner_id": "244233504009879552",
  "uses": 43,
  "description": "32nd Reaper Division Quote Tag",
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  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
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  "sharer": "244233504009879552",
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Where there is water - there is life. So the treasure at the end of the rainbow - is life.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"You have to shoot the peanuts if you want to get the monkey.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When you make a patty - you gotta make it flat\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"FUCK!\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Doing the do doesn't mean you have to stop being the be.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Never forget that the person shining the spotlight is still standing in darkness.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When you tile the floor - the carpet gets waxed.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"An overpass is a bridge\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Two cats in a barn won’t give you a chicken.\" -- SNUGGLY_DUCKL1NG, \"If you won’t cut the weeds - then you can’t hunt the ducks.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Running naked in New York will teach you more than licking a pickle in class\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Too many rattlesnakes don’t make a good pair of socks.\" -- SNUGGLY_DUCKL1NG, \"No one criticizes a tree for the rate at which it grows.\" --SpaceAlphaOne, \"When you're feeling the heat - Beat the meat!\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When you stare up at the stars - you're staring at our past.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"A queens' nuts are just as precious as her jewels.\" -- SNUGGLY_DUCKL1NG, \"A King without wise words shouldn't be a King at all.\" -- theJ3ssyDuo, \"The Shrek up the mountain is no different than the donkey in the swamp\" -- SNUGGLY_DUCKL1NG, \"Be careful wiping with a wet rag - \n You might spread the juice.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Even the pros need a blow\" -- SquawkHawk97 & BlitzDrive, \"Always strive to inspire. Once you light the spark in someone's heart - It will eventually find its own kindling.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"if red equals bread - then does green equal Bean?\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Is the bird even the word if the hawk doesn't squawk?\" -- Mcstabstabstab, \"When you need to let her know - Smack a hoe\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"A real doctor wouldn’t put the pickle fork in the cheese drawer.\" -- Meatloaf_Gaming, \"You gotta leap to catch the frog\" -- SquawkHawk97, \"If you want to fly an elephant - make sure it has big ears\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When You first learn to row a boat - you must first find a gentle stream.\" -- SquawkHawk97, \"Don't let the TV fall on your face\" -- SatchmoCounty, \"The forest laughs in the face of fire because its soul lies not in the trees and bushes - but its soil.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Go against the hammer\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When your sculpting the hedges, you have to see the other side\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"If you're too busy writing quotes - you might not have a life\" -- Unknown, \"I support people - not because they're stupid.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"If you're looking through glass - make sure it's clean.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"You can't reload a save file in life.\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When you feed the Pigeons - you get pooped on\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"Never allow the shine of others to dull your motivation\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"The success of others doesn’t cap your potential - Your reach is defined by your own ambition\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"When you see success in others - you're only seeing the peak of a mountain of failure\" -- Kingofmacedon, \"I can hold it…..No i’m alrighaghghrdhffhe\" -- Porkins(Red Six), \"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks - mesa your humble servant!\" -- Jar Jar Binks, \"I’m not the Imposter\" -- The Imposter, \"Where is Snuggly???\" -- Everyone, \"Is Merc our Daddy?\" -- 32nd Reaper Division,\n}}",
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