kill

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  "created_at": "2020-09-28T23:03:35.000Z",
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  "uses": 263,
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  "deleted": false,
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  "hidden": false,
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  "content": "{let(killer):**{user(nick)}**}{let(victim):**{target(nick)}**}{rand:{killer} shoots {victim} in the face with a four-barreled shotgun.~\r\n{killer} slices {victim} in half with a massive greatsword.~\r\n{killer} slings a fireball into {victim}'s face.~\r\n{killer} breaks {victim}'s neck.~\r\n{killer} looks upwards, prompting {victim} to look upwards just in time for a falling anvil to land on {victim}'s face.~\r\n{killer} smashes a giant warhammer into {victim}'s face.~\r\n{killer} kicks {victim} in the face with such force that their head explodes.~\r\n{killer} snaps their fingers causing {victim} to disintegrate.~\r\n{killer} unleashes a massive torrent of arcane energy into {victim}'s face, disintegrating {victim}'s torso.~\r\n{killer} hugs {victim} to death, causing them to shatter.~\r\n{killer} drives a tank up to {victim} and shoots them in the face.~\r\n{killer} jumps out of a vent, shoots {victim} in midair, and then falls back into the vent.~\r\n{killer} whispers OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU in {victim}'s ear, causing them to explode. ***NANI?!?!***~\r\n{killer} whispers I LIKE YA CUT G in {victim}'s ear, and then flicks them off the map. The Taco Bell gong rings.~\r\n{killer} pats {victim} on the head repeatedly with increasing force, until {victim}'s head caves in.~\r\n{victim} pulls a gun on {killer}, but {killer} pulls out a {random:reverse,No U} card, causing {victim} to shoot themselves in the face.~\r\n{victim} pulls a knife on {killer}, but {killer} pulls out a {random:reverse,No U} card, causing {victim} to stab themselves in the face.~\r\n{killer} walks up to {victim}, and pulls out a wooden baseball bat. They swing at {victim}, hitting them square in the torso, launching them into orbit.~\r\n{killer} tosses a grenade in front of {victim}, and pushes {victim} on top of it.~\r\n{killer} yeeted {victim} into a lake and they froze to death.~\r\n{victim} had a terrible car accident in which they got impaled to death by a stop sign.~\r\n{victim} suffocated to death by being trampled over in an anime convention.~\r\n{killer} broke {victim}'s spine and they bled to death.~\r\n{killer} weakened {victim}'s immune system and they died of a common cold.~\r\n{victim} got sucked into a black hole and stretched to death.~\r\n{killer} tampered with {victim}'s parachute and they skydived straight into the Pacific Ocean.~\r\n{victim} got snapped by Thanos.~\r\n{killer} defeated {victim} in battle and they had to commit glorious Seppuku.~\r\n{victim} got warped into D-Day and got shot by a German machine-gun. They died 50 years later from old age.~\r\n{killer} yeeted {victim} down a slope and they died from blunt trauma.~\r\n{killer} threw a toaster in {victim}'s bath while they were on it.~\r\n{victim} took a slow walk towards the ocean and never came back.~\r\n{killer} hugged {victim} to death.~\r\n{victim} got stabbed by a burglar.~\r\n{victim} overdosed in sleeping pills.~\r\n{victim} fell and broke their neck while trying to put on all their clothes at once.~\r\n{victim} was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks and hats showered upon them by appreciative citizens at a Broadway play.~\r\n{killer} convinced {victim} to jump into an active volcano.~\r\n{victim} was murdered by a poisonous toothpick.~\r\n{victim} ingested some mercury in the hopes it would grant them eternal life.~\r\n{victim} laughed to death after watching a Monty Python sketch and recreating the joke.~\r\n{victim} got waxed and all their skin got ripped off.~\r\n{victim} was tortured to death by an gang of Italian teenagers trying to overtake the drug trade.~\r\n{victim} electrocuted to death after building a new PC with a cheap power supply.~\r\n{victim} listened to *Dance Till {killer}'s Dead* and followed the instructions perfectly.~\r\n{victim} went skydiving and forgot the parachute on the plane.~\r\n{victim} kept waiting on half-life 3.}",
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