putometro

{
  "id": 304966,
  "created_at": "2022-04-26T10:37:39.754Z",
  "tag_name": "putometro",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "434390834545164299",
  "uses": 6,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "718696295610712084",
  "sharer": "434390834545164299",
  "content": "{=(putometro):{range:0-100}}\n{target(mention)} es {putometro}% puto.\n{if({putometro}==0):Eres la persona más heterosexual de la Tierra, felicidades.|{any({putometro}==1|{putometro}==2|{putometro}==3|{putometro}==4|{putometro}==5|{putometro}==6|{putometro}==7|{putometro}==8|{putometro}==9|{putometro}==10):Tus padres deben estar orgullosos.|{any({putometro}==11|{putometro}==12|{putometro}==13|{putometro}==14|{putometro}==15|{putometro}==16|{putometro}==17|{putometro}==18|{putometro}==19|{putometro}==20|{putometro}==21|{putometro}==22|{putometro}==23|{putometro}==24|{putometro}==25):Mmm... Nada mal imbécil.|{any({putometro}==26|{putometro}==27|{putometro}==28|{putometro}==29|{putometro}==30|{putometro}==31|{putometro}==32|{putometro}==33|{putometro}==34|{putometro}==35):Hmm... Cuidadito Iván.|{any({putometro}==36|{putometro}==37|{putometro}==38|{putometro}==39|{putometro}==40|{putometro}==41|{putometro}==42|{putometro}==43|{putometro}==44|{putometro}==45|{putometro}==46|{putometro}==47|{putometro}==48|{putometro}==49):Puta madre Iván, hueles a clóset viejo.|{any({putometro}==50|{putometro}==51|{putometro}==52|{putometro}==53|{putometro}==54|{putometro}==55):Felicidades, nació homosexual.|{any({putometro}==56|{putometro}==57|{putometro}==58|{putometro}==59|{putometro}==60|{putometro}==61|{putometro}==62|{putometro}==63|{putometro}==64|{putometro}==65):Uy un gei jajsjaj|{any({putometro}==66|{putometro}==67|{putometro}==68|{putometro}==69|{putometro}==70|{putometro}==71|{putometro}==72|{putometro}==73|{putometro}==74|{putometro}==75):¡Pero qué trolazo!|{any({putometro}==76|{putometro}==77|{putometro}==78|{putometro}==79|{putometro}==80):Si vas a empezar con tus homosexualidades no puedes jugar.|{any({putometro}==81|{putometro}==82|{putometro}==83|{putometro}==84|{putometro}==85|{putometro}==86|{putometro}==87|{putometro}==88|{putometro}==89):No seas trolo man.|{any({putometro}==90|{putometro}==91|{putometro}==92|{putometro}==93|{putometro}==94|{putometro}==95):Tú estás llevando la homosexualidad demasiado lejos.|{any({putometro}==96|{putometro}==97|{putometro}==98|{putometro}==99):|¿Marica quién? Marica tú. ¿Marica yo? Marica ¡Jaja!|{if({putometro}==100):Has trascendido toda forma de homosexualidad existente, tú y la homosexualidad son uno sólo. Eres el Todoputazo, Trolo de trolos.}}}}}}}}}}}}}",
  "embed": "{\"color\": 13632027, \"image\": {\"url\": \"{if({putometro}>=50):{random:https://i.imgur.com/xqcard3.jpg,https://i.imgur.com/wjVpyuP.jpg,https://i.imgur.com/u7Qyt26.jpg}|{random:https://i.imgur.com/qJMaTQK.jpg,https://i.imgur.com/Uvj8mGR.jpg}}\"}}",
  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T22:19:47.395Z"
}