roast

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  "created_at": "2020-08-19T09:04:32.000Z",
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When you disappear - it's a beautiful day {target(mention)}~ \nWhen you look into the mirror....say hi to the clown you see in there for me would ya {target(mention)}?~ \nIt's scary to think people like you are allowed to vote {target(mention)}~ \nI keep thinking you can't get any dumber but you continue to prove me wrong {target(mention)}~\n{target(mention)}....why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?~ \nIf you are offended when I tell you the truth about you...you should hear the things I keep to myself {target(mention)}~\nToo bad I can't photoshop you to another era...or at least out to space {target(mention)}~\n{target(mention)} if I wanted a btch...I would've gotten a dog. They're a lot cuter than you~ \nJust because I'm polite to you doesn't mean I respect you as a human being; it simply means my parents taught me how to be a respectable and decent human being.....unlike you {target(mention)}~ \nWipe your mouth - It looks like you've got some bullsht on your lips {target(mention)}~ \nYou should wear a condom on your head. If you're going to be a dck...might as well dress like one too {target(mention)}~ \nAww it's so cute when you think people are listening {target(mention)}~ \nI have heels higher than your standards {target(mention)}~ \nYou don't like me {target(mention)}? Then fck off. Problem solved~ \nDon't like me? {target(mention)} Have a seat and wait for me to give a fck~ \nIf you're waiting for me to give a sht - you better pack a lunch. It's going to be a while {target(mention)}~ \nYou laugh because you think it is a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking {target(mention)}~ \nUm....I think you have the wrong floor because you're not on my level~ \nYou're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering {target(mention)}~ \nYou know you have the right to remain silent. The next thing that comes out of your mouth will probably be stupid anyway {target(mention)}~ \nHave you gone shopping lately? I've heard they're selling lives at the mall - you should go get one {target(mention)}~\nEveryone's entitled to act stupid once in their lifetime...but - wow - you're really abusing that privilege {target(mention)}~ \nCan you die of constipation {target(mention)}? I ask because I'm worried about how full of sht you are~\n I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a waste of time...I really thought you already knew that~\n Wine gets better with age. Well...clearly you're not wine {target(mention)}~\n You can only look down on others when you yourself are perfect {target(mention)} - before then shut your mouth~ {target(mention)} My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.~\n{target(mention)} Oh you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.~\n{target(mention) } My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.~\n{target(mention)} Don’t you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning? ~\n{target(mention)} Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.~{target(mention)} Is your drama going to be in intermission soon?~\n{target(mention) } I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me acquire some taste.~\n I have multiple personalities and none of them like you {target(mention)}~\n It's okay if you don't like me - not everyone has perfect taste {target(mention)}~\n Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too {target(mention)}~\n If you run as much as you run your mouth {target(mention)} - maybe you'd have a chance of being in good shape~\n I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you {target(mention)}~\n Sorry for all the mean / awful/ accurate things you were told growing up {target(mention)}~\nKeep rolling your eyes {target(mention)} - maybe you'll find a brain back there~\n Did you fall from heaven {target(mention)}? Because so did Satan~\n{target(mention)} My business is my business. Unless you’re a thong get out of my ass. ~\n{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.~\n{target(mention)} Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.~\n{target(mention)} Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon b*tch! ~\n{target(mention)} When karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there in case it needs help.~\n{target(mention)} Sorry __sarcasm__ falls out of my mouth as bullshit falls out of yours.~\n {target(mention)} Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.~\n{target(mention)} Yes I am a b*tch — just not yours.~\n{target(mention)} I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.~\nI'd slap you but that'd be animal abuse {target(mention)}~\n {target(mention)} Maybe you should eat make-up so you’ll be pretty on the inside too.~\n{target(mention)} Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.~\n{target(mention)} Aww it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.~\n {target(mention)} 90% of your ‘beauty’ could be removed with a Kleenex.~\n {target(mention)} mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you....they can't laugh either~\n {target(mention)} I suggest you do a little soul searching. You might just find one.~\n{target(mention)} My hair straightener is hotter than you.~\n I thought I had the flu but then I realized it was your face that makes me sick to my stomach {target(mention)}~\n I'm not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to process what an idiot you're being {target(mention)}~\n You're not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality {target(mention)}~\n{target(mention)} If you’re going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass.~{target(mention)} I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.~{target(mention)} Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality.~\n{target(mention) } It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote. ~\n{target(mention)} - you are the human version of a migraine~\nSince you \"know it all\"...you should know when to shut up and leave the room {target(mention)}~\nHang on... I'm still trying to decide whether to give a fck about you {target(mention)}~\nYou should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut up {target(mention)}~\n{target(mention)} I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t.~\n{target(mention) } Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter; you do when you leave.~\n{target(mention) } You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old sh*t.~\n{target(mention)} I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.~\n{target(mention)}  I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.~{target(mention)} You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.~\n Something about you makes me want to run in the opposite direction whenever I see you {target(mention)}~\n If only closed minds came with closed mouths {target(mention)}~\n {target(mention)} you remind me of a penny. two-faced and not worth that much~\n {target(mention)} the trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready for your ride out of my life~\n Please cancel my subscription to your issues {target(mention)}~\n Is your ass jealous of all that sht coming out of your mouth {target(mention)}? ~\n {target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.~\nRoses are red.\nViolets are blue.\nI've got five fingers\nAnd the middle one's for {target(mention)}~ \n I wish you were fluent in silence {target(mention)} - you should learn it sometime~\n I really don't have the energy or time to pretend to like you today {target(mention)}~\n No - I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullsht {target(mention)}~\n {target(mention)} You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo~\n {target(mention)} I'd recommend taking hot showers to practice burning in hell~\n {target(mention)} Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.~\n{target(mention)} Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.~\n{target(mention)} I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime.~\n{target(mention)} I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.~\n{target(mention)} Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.~\n{target(mention)} If you’re offended by my opinion you should hear the ones I keep to myself.~\n {target(mention)} No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.~\n Scientists say the universe is made of neutrons protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. ~\n I thought of you today {target(mention)}. It reminded me to take the garbage out. ~\n You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror your reflection looks away. {target(mention)} ~\n I'm sorry {target(mention)} I didn't get that - I don't speak idiot.}}\n\n{=(emoji):{rand: :rofl:, 😆, 😬, 👀, :upside_down:, :thinking:, 😜, 😱, 😶, 🤨 ,👊,🔥  }}\n\n{react: {emoji}}",
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