slime

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  "content": "{rand:{target} has been slimed. Who slimed them remains a mystery…~{target} got slimed out by a slime monster.~{target} got slimed in the most slimy way possible.~{target} fell into a very slimy sewer...Some say they are still slimy to this day...~{target} was playing minecraft until a slime jumped out of their screen.~{target} made a science experiment that got a bit too slimy.~{target} ate a sandwich, which was actually tied to a string, which activated a hair dryer, which melted a block of ice, which fell into a bucket, which weighed down a balance, releasing a hot wheels car, which activated a laptop, one that has todays sponsor: NordVPN. NordVPN is a VPN that helps protect your data online, and in this case, it was connected to a mechanism that dumped a bucket of slime on {target}.~{target} was playing with some slime. They tried playing UNO with it. Both sides lost.~{target} realized that the floor was slime.~{target} is now 99% slime and 1% regrets.~{target} dissolved into a puddle of poor life choices.~{target} fell into a slime factory and was turned into slime that wasn't even that popular.~{target} was slimed by a sentient booger.~{target} tried to go with the flow. The slime washed them away.~{target} took things one step at a time. But the stairs were just too slimy.~{target} failed to outrun a blob moving at 0.5 miles per hour.~{target} was claimed by the ever growing green abyss.~{target} failed to read the terms and conditions of a bounce park.~{target} ate a bit too much slime as a kid.~{target} was declared legally liquid.~{target} no-clipped into the slimerooms.~{target} added an experimental minecraft mod by the Department of Metaphysical Slimes.~{target} used a one wish willow that gave them something a bit slimy.~{target} went missing seaching for a slime that doesn't exist.~{target} went on an odyssey seaching for slime.~{target} went on the Hail Mary to discover that the sun was geting eaten by astrophage. Very slimy astrophage.~{target} got bitten by a radioactive slime and became a superhero called Slime Man.~{target} drank a cup of water that seemed...slimy...~{target} did not, in fact, get slimed. They got dissolved by a slime. VERY important distinction.~{target} was doing a toys review of slime. It was made in China. You can guess what happened next.~{target} lived in a world of slime.~{target} was living peacefully on a island. Their friend feared another island would invade them. Their friend pondered the question: “If you had to slime one person, to save a thousand, would you?” And so {target} was slimed out.~{target} was a high ranking official in a empire called Slime Aculon. Their leader, fearing {target} would start a revolution, slimed {target} out.~{target} installed a Minecraft mod that turned out to be a yellow ball that knows everything. It had enough and slimed {target} out.~{target} was playing Minecraft until Wemmbu logged in and pulled an orbital slime cannon.~{target} believed in the leviathan and was pulled into another realm. They then got slimed by it.~{target} found themselves in a chaotic and cinematic war for King Of The Unstable SMP(Slime Multiplayer).~{user} slimed {target}.~{target} was slimed by a slime replica of {target}.~{target} was slimed by the moderators for breaking the rules.~{target} baked a pizza with slime. Half the world hated it and half supported it. A few months later, a world war happened. It was called world war slime. {target} was slimed in the midst of all the chaos.~{target} was somehow hacked by a slime on a keyboard.~{target} slipped on some slime.~{target} ate a very slimy pie.~{target} are you okay? So, {target}, are you okay? Are you okay, {target}?\nYou've been slimed by, you've been slimed by, a slime criminal\nOw! \n**🕺Dance Break🕺**~{target} was chased by Micheal Slimeson, who was singing: “You better run, you better do what you can\nDon't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man\nYou wanna be tough, better do what you can\nSo slime it, but you wanna be bad\nJust slime it (slime it), slime it (slime it)”~{target} has no mouth but they must slime.~{target} was slimed by triple trump.~{target} was a leader of a mafia called the lingulini mafia. They lived on a volcano of slime with an ally nation called infernace. Cynikka, the leader of infernace, believed the grounds of the volcano were sacred grounds, not letting anyone extract its rich resources. {target} wanted the volcano to be open grounds. They opened up their territory to everyone. Cynikka, seeing this as a betrayal, got one of the most powerful nations, The Conveant, to eradicate the whole lingulini mafia. They gathered {target}s head, parading around with it, chanting “SHAME TO THE LINGULINI MAFIA” In a final act of power, they threw {target}s head into the slime of the volcano, as a warning to those who dared oppose infernace.} {del} {react:🫟}",
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