insult

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  "created_at": "2020-08-02T06:52:09.000Z",
  "tag_name": "insult",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "682057822644731915",
  "uses": 271,
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  "deleted": false,
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  "content": "{break({any({args}==|{target(id)}=={user(id)}):true}==true):You need to give me a user to insult, **not yourself**.} {if({target(id)}!=682057822644731915):{if({target(id)}!=488284423326793739):{#:{target(mention)} You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.~{target(mention)} To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.~{target(mention)} You have the IQ of a slice of bread left out in the sun for 3 years.~{target(mention)} Your brain's so empty that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.~{target(mention)} Some cause happiness wherever they go; you, however, cause happiness **whenever** you go.~{target(mention)} If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.~{target(mention)} You're so damn annoying, you make your Happy Meal cry.~{target(mention)} I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.~{target(mention)} You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.~{target(mention)} You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.~{target(mention)} I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you’re twice the dick you were yesterday.~{target(mention)} I'm jealous of all the people who **haven't** met you.~{target(mention)} If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.~{target(mention)} You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.~{target(mention)} If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump down to your IQ.~{target(mention)} If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.~{target(mention)} When you were born the doctor threw you out the window but the window threw you back.~{target(mention)} People only notice you when you're a problem.~{target(mention)} You're like a plunger, always bringing up old sh*t.~{target(mention)} If you were the trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backward.~{target(mention)} You're like the first half of an antidepressant commercial.~{target(mention)} You are my sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.~{target(mention)} Your brain is so small it dings around in your skull like a DVD screensaver.~{target(mention)} Fun fact: A tortoise can drink water with it's anus, making it a more useful asshole than you.~{target(mention)} I was just about to roast you, but burning plastic is bad for the ozone layer.~{target(mention)} Your ears are so big you don't need an alarm clock to wake up, you can hear the sun come up.~{target(mention)} You're like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.}|WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT GAVYN IN HIS OWN SERVER???YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU CAN USE HIS SERVER, NOT INSULT HIM FOR HIS HARD WORK. YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY FOR DOING THIS, and you will now get banned}|You absolute idiot. How DARE you try to insult the mighty and noble lamc60. Who on earth do you think you are, you ignorant little shit? You dare step into his OWN SERVER AND INSULT HIM? WITH THE TAG HE CREATED? lamc60 could blow you off the face of the earth and not even break a sweat. You should be ashamed of yourself for even existing. Maybe next time you could think before trying to insult someone whose nobleness is beyond anything you could ever imagine. Oh wait, that's right, you can't think about doing that, because you don't have a brain. Even in all of lamc60's nobleness, I doubt even he could even comprehend the stupidness of what you just attempted to do. You should consider yourself lucky, as the great lamc60 is merciful and has thus decided not to ban you from the server, you brainless piece of scum.} {break({target(id)}==235148962103951360):w-what? why would you insult me? i'm just a robot doing my job here, and you try and insult me? that's so mean! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA} \n{break({target(id)}==270904126974590976):There is literally no insult that would describe the rigged piece of crap that is Dank Memer.}\n{break({target(id)}==499383056822435840):There is literally no insult that would describe the rigged piece of crap that is Dank Memer...Beta?}",
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