squishmageddon

While some may say that the date of Squishmageddon changes third Tuesday, they are wrong. The date never changes. That's why I had to make a Squishmageddon calculator. Sell your bones!

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{=(COMMENT): You can edit the variable below to match your time zone's difference from UTC.}

{=(TIME_DIFFERENCE):-5}

{=(COMMENT):---------------------------------------------------------- DO NOT EDIT BELOW THIS LINE ----------------------------------------------------------}

{=(SQUISH_OFFSET):9}
{=(TIME_ZONE_OFFSET):({TIME_DIFFERENCE}*3600)}
{=(1_DAY):86400}

{=(now):({unix}+{TIME_ZONE_OFFSET})}

{=(COMMENT):----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------}

{if(info=={args}):
Many will claim that Squishmageddon's date will change every third Tuesday. Contrary to popular belief, its date has never once changed. Squishmageddon is coming.|
{=(dayCount):{m:21 - trunc(({now}/{1_DAY})+{SQUISH_OFFSET})%21}}

Squishmageddon is on <t:{m:trunc({now}+({dayCount}*{1_DAY}))}:d>. That's <t:{m:trunc({now}+({dayCount}*{1_DAY}))}:R>! Make sure to sell your bones!
}
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