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{=(comment):Add channel name(s) or id(s) in the require block directly below or leave it empty.}

{require(Looks like you’re trying to Quickspin into the Black Box… Make sure you’re doing it in the #gen-bot-spam!):1330271520110678117,1027990231909138453}

{require(Looks like you're trying to Quickspin into the Black Box... Make sure to get the Blackbox Enthusiast role in the #reaction-roles channel!):1422417614000619570}
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{if({target(id)}==235148962103951360):Nice Try Goofy, {user} **stupidly** spun into the ***Mysterious Black Box*** <:box_Black:1329867219043356794> and...|{if({muted}==true):**{target}** is already muted, 
So {user} quick-spun into the ***Mysterious Black Box***, in honor of ***{target}***, and...|**{target}** quick-spun into the ***Mysterious Black Box*** <:box_Black:1329867219043356794> and...}}
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{if({gambling}==junk):Got some patches...}{if({gambling}==junk):{rand:6|<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>,6|<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>,6|<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>,6|<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>,3|<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>,3|<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>,20|<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>,6|<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>,6|<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>,1|<:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}{rand:6|<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>,6|<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>,6|<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>,6|<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>,3|<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>,3|<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>,6|<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>,6|<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>,6|<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>,1|<:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}{rand:6|<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>,6|<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>,6|<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>,6|<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>,3|<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>,3|<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>,6|<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>,6|<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>,6|<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>,1|<:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}{rand:6|<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>,6|<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>,6|<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>,6|<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>,3|<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>,3|<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>,6|<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>,6|<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>,6|<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>,1|<:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}|}{if({temprole}==maxboost):<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>Maxed out in Boost for 4 Hours!<:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>}{if({temprole}==maxtopspeed):<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>Maxed out in Top Speed for 8 Hours!<:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>}{if({temprole}==maxoffense):<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>Maxed out in Offense for 2 Hours!<:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>}{if({temprole}==maxdefense):<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>Maxed out in Defense for 1 Hour!<:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>}{if({temprole}==maxturn):<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>Maxed out in Turn for 30 Minutes!<:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>}{if({temprole}==maxglide):<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>Maxed out in Glide for 15 Minutes!<:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>}{if({temprole}==maxcharge):<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>Maxed out in Charge for 10 Minutes!<:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>}{if({temprole}==maxweight):<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>Maxed out in Weight for 5 Minutes!<:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>}{if({temprole}==maxhp):<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>Maxed out in HP for 1 Day!?<:patch_HP:266324002199306240>}{if({permrole}==tomato):**Got a Max Tomato! [1% Chance]** <:food_maximtomato:1291928252104970361>}{if({permrole}==cannon):**Got a Firework Cannon! [0.9% Chance]** <:item_Fireworks:894024315819941918>}{if({permrole}==chargetank):**Got a Charged Tank! [0.8% Chance]** <:item_Run_Amok:894024235499028560>}{if({permrole}==panic):**Got a Panic Spin! [0.7% Chance]** <:item_Panic_Spin:894024200384311306>}{if({permrole}==timebomb):**Got a Time Bomb! [0.6% Chance]** <:item_Time_Bomb:1313254545513648158>}{if({permrole}==curry):**Got some Fire Curry!?! [0.5% Chance]** Use ?flame to set a person a blaze! <:FireCurry:1462881712693317726>}{if({permrole}==candy):**Got an Invincibility Candy! [0.5% Chance]** <:item_Invincible_Candy:1313254593026723922>}{if({permrole}==burger):**Got a Hamburger! [0.33% Chance]** <:food_burger:1483285631982506145>}{if({permrole}==gordo):**Got a Gordo! [0.3% Chance]** <:item_Gordo:894024249491210310>}{if({permrole}==hotdog):**Got a Hot Dog!?** **[0.2% Chance]** <:HotDog:1422051476657799289>}{if({permrole}==all):**GOT A RARE All Patch! MEET YOUR NEW MEMBER <@&1329827516080197642>!** ***[0.06% Chance]*** <:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}{if({5muteflavor}==a):Got their battery taken away! You've been muted for 5m! <:item_No_Charge:1313256046164181235>}{if({5muteflavor}==b):Got hit with a Sleep! Snooze for 5 minutes... <:ability_Sleep:894020163597369404>}{if({5muteflavor}==c):Got their mic taken away like a bad karaoke night. 5m mute! <:ability_Mic:894020142416134154>}{if({10muteflavor}==a):Got a Speed Down! Oof! You've been muted for 10m! <:item_Speed_Down:1313256044113166377>}{if({10muteflavor}==b):Got squashed by a Gordo! That stings... 10m mute! <:item_Gordo:894024249491210310>}{if({10muteflavor}==c):Got stuck in Rail Jail! Yikes. 10m mute! <:item_Speed_Down:1313256044113166377>}{if({15muteflavor}==a):Got BURNED by the Black Box! YOUCH! You've been muted for 15m! <:kirbyBurn:357272259313926144>}{if({15muteflavor}==b):Got BLOWN UP by the Black Box! SMOKE CLEARS IN 15 MINUTES! <:ability_Bomb:894020121037795348>}{if({15muteflavor}==c):Got HIT BY A FALLING BULK STAR!! Back in 15m!! <:bulksmaxxing:1208393853397368852>}{if({30muteflavor}==a):Got FROZEN by the Black Box! DAMNNNN! You've been muted for 30m! <:kirbyFreeze:357272259276046336>}{if({30muteflavor}==b):Got YEETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE BY THE BLACK BOX!!! SEE YA IN 30 MINUTES!!!! <:ability_Tornado:894020183973298227>}{if({30muteflavor}==c):GOT TURNED INTO A STONE BY THE BLACK BOX!! THEY'LL BREAK OUT IN 30 MINUTES!!! <:kirbyStatue:1280657524059672587>}{if({mute}==45mute):**GOT STRUCK BY KING DEDEDE's HAMMER!! You've been knocked out for 45 MINUTES.** <a:Banned:941111897208537098>}{if({mute}==1hmute):[Got SMITED BY THE BLACK BOX! You've been muted for 1h!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027990231909138453/1522793701091446874/Kirby_Fucking_Smited.mov?ex=6a49c3a6&is=6a487226&hm=0ba5342c1696b38d238994aaa21053ede39af259f7e25a98d90fbed717756de3&)}{if({event}==tac):[Tac](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027990231909138453/1522793699388686496/tacsteals.gif?ex=6a49c3a6&is=6a487226&hm=e39c96ba27f795f9665706a9d747bad95c94e8be78dd6004059dc6a6052fbac5&) jumped out and tried to take **{victim}'s** {if({tac}==tomato):Max Tomato}{if({tac}==cannon):Firework Cannon}{if({tac}==chargetank):Charged Tank}{if({tac}==panic):Panic Spin}{if({tac}==timebomb):Time Bomb}{if({tac}==candy):Invincibility Candy}{if({tac}==gordo):Gordo}{if({tac}==burger):Hamburger}{if({tac}==hotdog):Hot Dog}?!}{if({tacfail}==true):
**But {victim} [stole one from Tac instead?!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027990231909138453/1522793699015266496/fucktac_2.gif?ex=6a49c3a5&is=6a487225&hm=6e5185c3ce067b20c86922fd04786ea1dd61f8af8dc7af5f906393384578c628&)**}{if({event}==dyna):**[Dyna Blade LANDED on their head out of NO WHERE?!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027990231909138453/1522793701360009326/dynablade.gif?ex=6a49c3a6&is=6a487226&hm=d8af8967a3ae4033d1ede63ad8dcfaec9b27f3124ed94e37c8a1803f60a29c3f&)**

**You've been knocked out for 2 HOURS!!**}{if({event}==meteor):**☄️ [HUGE METEORS ARE INCOMING!!](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027990231909138453/1522793698449031302/meteors.gif?ex=6a49c3a5&is=6a487225&hm=2648d9d967d99c21262981649a2061f4e5ab0c9a5a3c364ef71a3c3ee0a2c667&)**

**{victim}** got BLASTED by a meteor and lost their {if({meteorrole}==tomato):Max Tomato <:food_maximtomato:1291928252104970361>}{if({meteorrole}==cannon):Firework Cannon <:item_Fireworks:894024315819941918>}{if({meteorrole}==chargetank):Charged Tank <:item_Run_Amok:894024235499028560>}{if({meteorrole}==panic):Panic Spin <:item_Panic_Spin:894024200384311306>}{if({meteorrole}==timebomb):Time Bomb <:item_Time_Bomb:1313254545513648158>}{if({meteorrole}==curry):Fire Curry <:FireCurry:1462881712693317726>}{if({meteorrole}==candy):Invincibility Candy <:item_Invincible_Candy:1313254593026723922>}{if({meteorrole}==gordo):Gordo <:item_Gordo:894024249491210310>}{if({meteorrole}==burger):Hamburger <:food_burger:1483285631982506145>}{if({meteorrole}==hotdog):Hot Dog <:HotDog:1422051476657799289>}{if({meteorrole}==all):All Patch <:patch_All_still:1329876684685705257>}!! Muted for {meteormute} in the chaos!!}{if({event}==fog):🌫️ ***A dense fog has covered the city...***

**{victim}** can't see a thing. Neither can we. Good luck.}{if({event}==chamber):**🏰 The secret chamber in Castle Hall is open!**

**{victim}** snuck inside and found a permanent {if({chamberrole}==maxboost):Max Boost <:patch_Boost:894022280609423371>}{if({chamberrole}==maxtopspeed):Max Top Speed <:patch_TopSpeed:894022404710473818>}{if({chamberrole}==maxoffense):Max Offense <:patch_Offense:894022423454826536>}{if({chamberrole}==maxdefense):Max Defense <:patch_Defense:894022316214878228>}{if({chamberrole}==maxturn):Max Turn <:patch_Turn:894022380932972645>}{if({chamberrole}==maxglide):Max Glide <:patch_Glide:266324002111356939>}{if({chamberrole}==maxcharge):Max Charge <:patch_Charge:894022304772808805>}{if({chamberrole}==maxweight):Max Weight <:patch_Weight:894022392454717460>}{if({chamberrole}==maxhp):Max HP <:patch_HP:266324002199306240>} patch!!}}

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  "created_at": "2025-09-29T22:50:43.000Z",
  "tag_name": "blackbox",
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  "deleted": false,
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  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "266095631804792835",
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