fortune

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I’m being held prisoner in a chinese bakery!*}\\n{=(m8):*It is better to deal with problems before they arise.*}\\n{=(m9):*Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.*}\\n{=(m10):*Jump!*}\\n{=(m11):*Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.*}\\n{=(m12):*Miles are covered one step at a time.*}\\n{=(m13):*Now is the time to try something new.*}\\n{=(m14):*Opportunity seldom knocks twice.*}\\n{=(m15):*Practice makes permanent, not perfect.*}\\n{=(m16):*Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.*}\\n{=(m17):*Remember the birthday but never the age.*}\\n{=(m18):*Someone you care about seeks reconciliation.*}\\n{=(m19):*Shit happens.*}\\n{=(m20):*Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening.*}\\n{=(m21):*The best people are molded of their faults.*}\\n{=(m22):*Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.*}\\n{=(m23):*Virtue is its own reward.*}\\n{=(m24):*What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.*}\\n{=(m25):*Xylophones are cool.*}\\n{=(m26):*You are almost there.*}\\n{=(m27):*You will take a chance in something in near future.*}\\n{=(m28):*Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse*}\\n{=(m29):*To truly find yourself you should play hide and seek alone.*}\\n{=(m30):*The fortune you seek is in another cookie.*}\\n{=(m31):*Shame on you for thinking a cookie is psychic.*}\\n{=(m32):*This cookie fell on the ground.*}\\n{=(m33):*Error 404: Fortune not found.*}\\n{=(m34):*You aren't as good looking as your mom says you are.*}\\n{=(m35):*Don't play leap frog with a unicorn.*}\\n{=(m36):*Borrow money from pessimists, they won't expect it back*}\\n{=(m37):*You think it's a secret, but they know. They know.*}\\n{=(m38):*The GPS lady doesn't really care if you're lost*}\\n{=(m39):*Deez nuts*}\\n{=(m40):*Someone is looking up to you, don't let them down.*}\\n{=(m41):*run.*}\\n{=(m42):*No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.*}\\n{=(m43):*About time I got out of that cookie, thanks.*}\\n{=(m44):*Don't be afraid to take that big step.*}\\n{=(m45):*I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.*}\\n{=(m46):*You will marry a professional athlete, if competitive eating can be considered a sport.*}\\n{=(m47):*Enjoy yourself while you can.*}\\n{=(m48):*Congrats you're not illiterate.*}\\n{=(m49):*I see money in your future.. it's not yours though.*}\\n{=(m50):*Three can keep a secret, if you get rid of two.*}\\n{=(m51):*Death.*}\\n{=(m52):*Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.*}\\n{=(m53):*Your efforts haven't gone unnoticed.*}\\n{=(m54):*This cookie is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.*}\\n{=(m55):*Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come from miles to watch you burn.*}\\n{=(m56):*Pigeon poop burns the retina for 13 hours. You will learn this the hard way.*}\\n{=(m57):*You are about to finish reading a fortune cookie.*}\\n{=(m58):*Be kind to pigeons if you want a statue of yourself one day.*}\\n{=(m59):*Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously.*}\\n{=(m60):*Prepare for the unexpected.*}\\n{=(m61):*Pull your head out of your ass, then life won't be so shitty.*}\\n{=(m62):*Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?*}\\n{=(m63):*If people are talking about you behind your back, just fart.*}\\n{=(m64):*Life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by chance.*}\\n{=(m65):*Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt.*}\\n{=(m66):*When in anger, sing the alphabet.*}\\n{=(m67):*It would be best to maintain a low profile for now.*}\\n{=(m68):*Winning doesn’t always mean being first, it means you’re doing better than you’ve done before.*}\\n{=(m69):*You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.*}\\n{=(m70):*Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.*}\\n{=(m71):*If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.*}\\n{=(m72):*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.*}\\n{=(m73):*Limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.*}\\n{=(m74):*The more you dream, the farther you get.*}\\n{=(m75):*Do not be afraid of competition.*}\\n{=(m76):*An exciting opportunity lies ahead of you.*}\\n{=(m77):*Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.*}\\n{=(m78):*Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.*}\\n{=(m79):*Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.*}\\n{=(m80):*Goodness is the only investment that never fails.*}\\n{=(m81):*Forget injuries but never forget kindnesses.*}\\n{=(m82):*It is easier to stay out than to get out.*}\\n{=(m83):*Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.*}\\n{=(m84):*Experience is the best teacher.*}\\n{=(m85):*Eat chocolate to have a sweeter life.*}\\n{=(m86):*The only way to have a friend is to be one.*}\\n{=(m87):*Dance as if no one is watching.*}\\n{=(m88):*Live this day as if it were your last, totally not a death threat.*}\\n{=(m89):*Bloom where you are planted.*}\\n{=(m90):*Real eyes realize real lies.*}\\n{=(m91):*He who throws dirt is losing ground.*}\\n{=(m92):*The one you love is closer than you think.*}\\n{=(m93):*Don’t hold onto things that require a tight grip.*}\\n{=(m94):*What good are wings, without the courage to fly?*}\\n{=(m95):*Get lost in the right direction.*}\\n{=(m96):*Soon you'll be sitting on top of the world.*}\\n{=(m97):*It's Britney, bitch.*}\\n{=(m98):*You can have your cake and eat it too.*}\\n{=(m99):*Your pet is planning to eat you.*}\\n{=(m100):*You're more likely to regret the things you didn't do rather than the things you did.*}\\n{m{range:1-100}}\"}",
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