pickup

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  "id": 238448,
  "created_at": "2022-04-26T10:36:46.421Z",
  "tag_name": "pickup",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "196498508784730113",
  "uses": 19,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
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  "sharer": "196498508784730113",
  "content": "{=(pl1):You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.}\n{=(pl2):They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?}\n{=(pl3):I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?}\n{=(pl4):Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?}\n{=(pl5):Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.}\n{=(pl6):Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?}\n{=(pl7):I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.}\n{=(pl8):Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.}\n{=(pl9):Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?}\n{=(pl10):Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.}\n{=(pl11):Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!}\n{=(pl12):I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.}\n{=(pl13):Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.}\n{=(pl14):Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.}\n{=(pl15):Are you undressing me with your eyes?!}\n{=(pl16):Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.}\n{=(pl17):Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?}\n{=(pl18):I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?}\n{=(pl19):Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?}\n{=(pl20):Do I have to sign for your package?}\n{=(pl21):I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.}\n{=(pl22):Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?}\n{=(pl23):Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.}\n{=(pl24):You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!}\n{=(pl25):With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.}\n{=(pl26):Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!}\n{=(pl27):Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.}\n{=(pl28):Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.}\n{=(pl29):Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.}\n{=(pl30):What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.}\n{=(pl31):That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?}\n{=(pl32):I think I could fall madly in bed with you.}\n{=(pl33):Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.}\n{=(pl34):Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.}\n{=(pl35):If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.}\n{=(pl36):What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?}\n{=(pl37):We were both born without clothes.}\n{=(pl38):I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.}\n{=(pl39):I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?}\n{=(pl40):I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.}\n{=(pl41):You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? {Wink}}\n{=(pl42):My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?}\n{=(pl43):Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.}\n{=(pl44):Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.}\n{=(pl45):Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.}\n{=(pl46):Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.}\n{=(pl47):If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion.}\n{=(pl48):Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.}\n{=(pl49):Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?}\n{=(pl50):I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.}\n{=(pl51):Does your name start with “C” because I can C us getting down.}\n{=(pl52):I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?}\n{=(pl53):This might seem corny but you’re making me horny.}\n{=(pl54):Want to save water by showering together?}\n{=(pl55):I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.}\n{=(pl56):Want to go halves on a baby?}\n{=(pl57):Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?}\n{=(pl58):Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.}\n{=(pl59):Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.}\n{=(pl60):Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.}\n{=(pl61):Don’t ever change. Just get naked.}\n{=(pl62):I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.}\n{=(pl63):You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.}\n{=(pl64):If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I cum visit any time in between?}\n{=(pl65):You dropped something. My jaw.}\n{=(pl66):If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.}\n{=(pl67):Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?}\n{=(pl68):You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.}\n{=(pl69):Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!}\n{=(pl70):My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.}\n{=(pl71):Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.}\n{=(pl72):Let us let only latex stand between our love.}\n{=(pl73):Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?}\n{=(pl74):Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.}\n{=(pl75):Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?}\n{=(pl76):Can I borrow your lips?}\n{=(pl77):Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m cumming home with you.}\n{=(pl78):There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!}\n{=(pl79):So long as we’re in the theatre….why don’t we get some play?}\n{=(pl80):Do you want to save water and shower together?}\n{=(pl81):That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.}\n{=(pl82):We could be the reason Santa has a naughty list this year.}\n{=(pl83):Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.}\n{=(pl84):I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.}\n{=(pl85):Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.}\n{=(pl86):Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.}\n{=(pl87):Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.}\n{=(pl88):If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.}\n{=(pl89):Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.}\n{=(pl90):Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!}\n{=(pl91):Did you get those pants for 50% off? They’re 100% off at my place.}\n{=(pl92):Did you take your Vitamin D today? Want to?}\n{=(pl93):Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raisin my hopes for a kiss right about now.}\n\n\n\n{=(error1):Trying to pickup yourself, {user(mention)}? yikes.... you need to find some friends, or go watch porn...}\n{=(error2):Woah, {user(mention)}, I'm just a turtle, don't try any funny business you sicko}\n{=(corr):{user(mention)} says to {target(mention)}: \"{pl{range:1-92}}\"}\n\n\n{=(output):{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):{error1}|{if({target(id)}==235148962103951360):{error2}|{corr}}}}\n\n{=(thumb):{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):https://i.imgur.com/VcoSRG6.png|{if({target(id)}==235148962103951360):https://i.imgur.com/A870imQ.png|https://i.imgur.com/z99Lvr1.png}}}\n\n\n{embed(color):{user(color)}}",
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  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T21:51:46.392Z"
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