revive

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  "id": 233908,
  "created_at": "2020-07-01T23:36:57.000Z",
  "tag_name": "revive",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "499164109787365386",
  "uses": 448,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "626525980550365185",
  "sharer": "499164109787365386",
  "content": "{if({target}=={user}):{rand:8|Carl revives you!~Your consciousness was uploaded into a robot!~Carl performs CPR on you, first he touches your chest and caresses it as he does compressions, then his wet, slimy tongue slithers into your(ERROR: TOO MANY CHARACTERS!)~You are indebted to Carl, as a slave.~Carl beats the shit out of you until it works.~You used a self revive! You have {rand:one,two,three} more left.~With everything else failing to revive you, Carl began showing you memes. They were so funny that you started laughing, and laughter is the best medicine.~With everything else failing to revive you, Dank Memer began showing you its memes. It was so awful that you got up and left.~Carl placed an orange slice in your mouth, and your heart started beating as you began to nibble on it.~Carl placed an apple slice in your mouth, and your heart started beating as you began to nibble on it.~Carl revives you by slapping you across the face.~Carl didn't feel like reviving you.~You heard the chime of a bell, and with one listen, you woke. It seems you became a cat upon revival.}|{rand:8|You revived {1}; they are completely alive and healthy with no consequences whatsoever!~A magical egg hatched, and out came another copy of {1}... success?~You perform CPR on {1}, it tasted funny.~{1} is now a zombie! \\*noms you\\* :3~You beat the shit out of {1}'s corpse until it works.~Only a kiss can wake them up, but upon noticing your arrival, {1} got up and walked away.~2|You revived {1}; they are half alive and unhealthy with many consequences forever!~With everything else failing to revive {1}, you began showing them your memes. It was so funny that they started laughing, and laughter is the best medicine.~With everything else failing to revive {1}, you began showing them your memes. It was so awful that they got up and left.~You placed an orange slice in {1}'s mouth, and their heart started beating as they began to nibble on it.~You placed an apple slice in {1}'s mouth, and their heart started beating as they began to nibble on it.~You paid {1} to stop being dead. Money solves everything!~Nothing works quite as well as swiftly slapping {1} across the face!~You couldn't revive {1}.}}",
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