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What ever you're goal is in life, embrace it visualize it, and for it will be yours.| Your shoes will make you happy today.| You cannot love life until you live the life you love.| Be on the lookout for coming events; They cast their shadows beforehand.| Land is always on the mind of a flying bird.| The man or woman you desire feels the same about you.| Meeting adversity well is the source of your strength.| A dream you have will come true.| Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.| Never give up.| You're not a failure if you don't give up.| You will become great if you believe in yourself.| There is no greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper.| You will marry your lover.| A very attractive person has a message for you.| You already know the answer to the questions lingering inside your head.| It is now, and in this world, that we must live.| You must try, or hate yourself for not trying.| You can make your own happiness.| The greatest risk is not taking one.| The love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer.| Love can last a lifetime, if you want it to.| Adversity is the parent of virtue.| Serious trouble will bypass you.| A short stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share.| Now is the time to try something new.| Wealth awaits you very soon.| If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.| If winter comes, can spring be far behind? Keep your eye out for someone special.| You are very talented in many ways.| A stranger, is a friend you have not spoken to yet.| A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.| You will travel to many exotic places in your lifetime.| Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.| Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.| It's amazing how much good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.| Everyone agrees.| You are the best.| LIFE CONSIST NOT IN HOLDING GOOD CARDS, BUT IN PLAYING THOSE YOU HOLD WELL.| Jealousy doesn't open doors, it closes them! It's better to be alone sometimes.| When fear hurts you, conquer it and defeat it! Let the deeds speak.| You will be called in to fulfill a position of high honor and responsibility.| The man on the top of the mountain did not fall there.| You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.| Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows.| Fortune favors the brave.| An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate.| A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.| Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor.| Never give up.| Always find a reason to keep trying.| If you have something worth fighting for, then fight for it.| Stop wishing.| Start doing.| Accept your past without regrets.| Handle your present with confidence.| Face your future without fear.| Stay true to those who would do the same for you.| Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.| Happiness is an activity.| Help is always needed but not always appreciated.| Stay true to your heart and help those in need weather they appreciate it or not.| Hone your competitive instincts.| Finish your work on hand don't be greedy.| For success today, look first to yourself.| Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie.| Integrity is the essence of everything successful.| If you're happy, you're successful.| You will always be surrounded by true friends Believing that you are beautiful will make you appear beautiful to others around you.| Happinees comes from a good life.| Before trying to please others think of what makes you happy.| When hungry, order more Chinese food.| Your golden opportunity is coming shortly.| For hate is never conquered by hate.| Hate is conquered by love .| You will make many changes before settling down happily.| A man is born to live and not prepare to live.| You cannot become rich except by enriching others.| Don't pursue happiness - create it.| You will be successful in love.| All your fingers can't be of the same length.| Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.| A lifetime of happiness is in store for you.| It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.| Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity.| You are the controller of your destiny.| Everything happens for a reason.| How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.| You can open doors with your charm and patience.| Welcome the change coming into your life.| There will be a happy romance for you shortly.| Your fondest dream will come true within this year.| You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.| Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.| A letter of great importance may reach you any day now.| Good health will be yours for a long time.| You will become better acquainted with a coworker.| To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.| Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.| Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.| Conquer your fears or they will conquer you.| You are a lover of words; One day you will write a book.| In this life it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich.| Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.| Seek out the significance of your problem at this time.| Try to understand.| Never upset the driver of the car you're in; they're the master of your destiny until you get home.| He who slithers among the ground is not always a foe.| You learn from your mistakes, you will learn a lot today.| You only need look to your own reflection for inspiration.| Because you are Beautiful! You are not judged by your efforts you put in; you are judged on your performance.| Rivers need springs.| Good news from afar may bring you a welcome visitor.| When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone.| Patience is a virtue, unless its against a brick wall.| When you look down, all you see is dirt, so keep looking up.| If you are afraid to shake the dice, you will never throw a six.| Even if the person who appears most wrong, is also quite often right.| A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.| Happiness is often a rebound from hard work.| The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get it's pearl.| Your life will be filled with magical moments.| You're true love will show himself to you under the moonlight.| Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a trail.| Do not fear what you don't know The object of your desire comes closer.| You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story.| If you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words The most useless energy is trying to change what and who God so carefully created.| Do not be covered in sadness or be fooled in happiness they both must exist You will have unexpected great good luck.| You will have a pleasant surprise All progress occurs because people dare to be different.| Your ability for accomplishment will be followed by success.| The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.| Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.| We can't help everyone.| But everyone can help someone.| Every day is a new day.| But tomorrow is never promised.| Express yourself: Don't hold back! It is not necessary to show others you have change; the change will be obvious.| You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.| If your desires are not extravagant, they will be rewarded.| You try hard, never to fail.| You don't, never to win.| Never give up on someone that you don't go a day without thinking about.| It never pays to kick a skunk.| In case of fire, keep calm, pay bill and run.| Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.| Not all closed eye is sleeping nor open eye is seeing.| Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.| You will soon witness a miracle.| The time is alway right to do what is right.| Love is as necessary to human beings as food and shelter.| You will make heads turn.| You are extremely loved. 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Buy one to go too.| You believe in the goodness of mankind.| A big fortune will descend upon you this year.| Now these three remain, faith, hope, and love.| The greatest of these is love.| For success today look first to yourself.| Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.|There are no limitations to the mind except those we acknowledge.|A merry heart does good like a medicine.|Whenever possible, keep it simple.|Your dearest wish will come true.|Poverty is no disgrace.|If you don’t do it excellently, don’t do it at all.|You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.|Emotion is energy in motion.|You will soon be honored by someone you respect.|Punctuality is the politeness of kings and the duty of gentle people everywhere.| Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.|Elegant surroundings will soon be yours.|If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.|Your smile brings happiness to everyone you meet.|Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success!A human being is a deciding being.|Today is an ideal time to water your personal garden.|Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.|Things are never quite the way they seem.|the project on your mind will soon gain momentum|YOUR FAILURES WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS.|IN ORDER TO GET THE RAINBOW, YOU MUST ENDURE THE RAIN.| Beauty is simply beauty.| originality is magical.|Your dream will come true when you least expect it.|Let not your hand be stretched out to receive and shut when you should repay.|Don't worry, half the people you know are below average.|Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.|You don't need talent to gain experience.|A focused mind is one of the most powerful forces in the universe.|Today you shed your last tear.| Tomorrow fortune knocks at your door.|Be patient! 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