roast

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  "id": 193958,
  "created_at": "2022-04-26T10:36:15.809Z",
  "tag_name": "roast",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "294627563391680512",
  "uses": 130,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "704506898677760011",
  "sharer": "294627563391680512",
  "content": "{if({user(id)}=={target(id)}):Please mention  someone along with the command.|{random:{target(mention) } My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. ,{target(mention) } Oh, you’re talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back. ,{target(mention) } My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth. ,{target(mention) } Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning? ,{target(mention) } Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise. ,{target(mention) } Is your drama going to go on intermission soon? ,{target(mention) } I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me acquire some taste. ,{target(mention) } If I wanted a b*tch I would have bought a dog. ,{target(mention) } My business is my business. Unless you’re a thong get out of my ass. ,{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality. ,{target(mention) } I don’t sugarcoat s*it. I’m not Willy Wonka. ,{target(mention) } Acting like a prick doesn’t make yours grow bigger. ,{target(mention) } Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes. ,{target(mention) } Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon b*tch! ,{target(mention) } When karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there in case it needs help. ,{target(mention) } You have more faces than Mount Rushmore. ,{target(mention) } Sorry __sarcasm__ falls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours. ,{target(mention) } Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud. ,{target(mention) } Yes I am a b*tch — just not yours. ,{target(mention) } I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time. ,{target(mention) } Maybe you should eat makeup so you’ll be pretty on the inside too. ,{target(mention) } Being a b*tch is a tough job but someone has to do it. ,{target(mention) } My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you. ,{target(mention) } Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice. ,{target(mention) } If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents. ,{target(mention) } Aww it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand. ,{target(mention) } Is there an app I can download to make you disappear? ,{target(mention) } I’m visualizing duct tape over your mouth. ,{target(mention) } 90% of your ‘beauty’ could be removed with a Kleenex. ,{target(mention) } I suggest you do a little soul searching. You might just find one. ,{target(mention) } My hair straightener is hotter than you. ,{target(mention) } I’d smack you but that would be animal abuse. ,{target(mention) } If you’re going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass. ,{target(mention) } I’m not an astronomer but I'm pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you. ,{target(mention) } Your face is fine but you'll have to put a bag over that personality. ,{target(mention) } It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote. ,{target(mention) } Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there. ,{target(mention) } I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t. ,{target(mention) } Everyone brings happiness to a room. I do when I enter you do when you leave. ,{target(mention) } You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old sh*t. ,{target(mention) } I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong. ,{target(mention) }  I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being. ,{target(mention) } You’re the reason I prefer animals to people. ,{target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home. ,{target(mention) } Roses are red.\nYour blood is too.\nYou look like a monkey\nAnd belong in a zoo.\nDo not worry\nI'll be there too.\nNot in the cage\nBut laughing at you. ,{target(mention) } Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ,{target(mention) } Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry. ,{target(mention) } Why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma. ,{target(mention) } I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. ,{target(mention) } I didn’t change. I grew up. You should try it sometime. ,{target(mention) } I’m not shy. I just don’t like you. ,{target(mention) } Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick. ,{target(mention) } If you’re offended by my opinion you should hear the ones I keep to myself. ,{target(mention) } Your parse doesn't matter if you're tanking the floor like usual. ,{target(mention) } You don't do enough DPS to deserve a parse. ,{target(mention) } You like Imagine Dragons? Imagine me draggin these nuts across your face. ,{target(mention) } Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want? ,{target(mention) } You look like a before picture. ,{target(mention) } You're impossible to underestimate. ,{target(mention) } Your gene pool could use a little more chlorine. ,{target(mention) } The only culture you possess is bacteria. ,{target(mention) } I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you're unarmed. ,{target(mention) } You look like a visible fart. ,{target(mention) } I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. ,{target(mention) } You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side. ,{target(mention) } You haven't been yourself lately and we've all noticed the improvement. ,{target(mention) } I envy people who haven't met you. ,{target(mention) } You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education. ,{target(mention) } You are super GOP. ,{target(mention) } No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.}}",
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