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{let(whodoneit):

<@{target(id)}> has been murdered!

Who could have done it?

I think that...

The murderer was {server(random)} !
They used {random:Horse hooves that look suspiciously like coconuts.,JavaScript., a knife.,their Stand., anti-vaxxer propaganda., a gun., poison., falling rocks., math., a riddle., Iocaine Powder., rope., a car., bad movies., BNHA spoilers., old memes., stinky farts., sympathetic embarrassment.,an abundance of cute kittens.,thighs thicc enough to crush a watermelon.,a can of hairspray.,a spoon. don't ask how.,a puppet that was holding a smaller puppet that was holding a knife., Eaton who quitted Dimchase before., brioche., kpop.}
And they killed them {random: in a chair., in their sleep., by the side of the road., while they were on the toilet., while they were about to finish paying off their student loans., just as they were about to finish a really good fanfic., right as game of thrones was ending its last season., while telling {target} spoilers to their favorite show., using their power over 9000.,for the vine., cause they had to do it to 'em.,while singing "george in the jungle" like a weirdo.,While yelling Avada Kedavra.,from under an orange box., while Eaton is raging and saying AHEM IM LEAVING., while Brioche is giving out free meals to {target} and the Dimchase Confederation., when Pan is looking at Tzuyu photos., when Pan is listening to Twice songs., while Brioche is secretly listening to kpop.}}

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