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  "content": "{random:\n{1}: Anyone d- \n{2}: Depressed? \n{3}: Drained? \n{4}: Dumb? \n{5}: Disliked? \n{1}: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...~\n{1}: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. \n{2}: This knife is actually a magic wand. \n{3}: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. \n{4}: *cocks gun* Magic missile. \n{5}: What the fuck is wrong with you people.~\n{1}: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life \n{2}: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! \n{3}: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! \n{4}: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! \n{5}: My moral code, is that you? \n{1}: \n{1}: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?~\n{1}: Nothing in life is free. \n{2}: Love is free! \n{3}: Adventure is free. \n{4}: Knowledge is free. \n{5}: Everything is free if you take it without paying.~\n{1}: You kidnapped {2}? That's illegal! \n{3}: But {1}, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing {2}, or destroying our dreams? \n{1}: Kidnapping {2}, {3}!!! \n{4}: {1}, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! \n{1}: What, to kidnap people?!?! \n{4}: To work together! \n{1}: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! \n{5}: {1}, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.~\n{1}: You're a loose cannon, {2}. \n{2}: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? \n{3}: I think you play by your own rules. \n{4}: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. \n{1}: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. \n{2}: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. {5} is a loose cannon. \n{5}: *smashes a chair*~\n{1}: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? \n{2}: Have everyone stand. \n{3}: Bring three more chairs! \n{4}: The most important ones can sit down. \n{5}: Kill three.\", ~\n{1}: Good morning. \n{2}: Good morning. \n{3}: Good morning. \n{4}: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. \n{5}: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS~\n{1}: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? \n{2}: Rude. \n{3}: That's fair. \n{4}: Not again. \n{5}: Are you going to want this back?~\n{1}: Are we really going to let {2} keep {3}? \n{4}: We kept {5}.~\n{1}: Favorite horror movie? \n{2}: It \n{3}: Saw \n{4}: Annabelle \n{5}: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics~\n{1}: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! \n{2}: Tubular AF! \n{3}: Mood to the max! \n{4}, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. \n{5}, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.~\n{1}: What's something you guys are better than {2} at? \n{3}: Mario Kart. \n{4}: Yeah, video games. \n{5}: Emotional vulnerability.~\n{1}: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? \n{2}: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies \n{5}: Socks are Feetie Heaties \n{4}: Forks are Stabby Grabbies \n{2}: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties \n{5}: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies \n{4}: Stamps are Lickie Stickies \n{3}, annoyed: You are disappointments~\n{1}: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what {3} will and will not eat.\n{2}: Grass? Yes!\n{1}: Moss? Yes!!\n{2}: Leaves? Ohh, yes!\n{1}: Shoelaces? Strange but true!\n{2}: Worms? Sometimes!\n{1}: Rocks? Usually nah.\n{2}: Twigs? Usually!\n{1}: {5}'s cooking? Inconclusive!\n{4}: How did you… test this?\n{1}: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.\n{4}: ... I don't know how to feel about this.\n{5}: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?~\n{1}: I'm an idiot.\n{2}:\n{3}:\n{4}:\n{5}:\n{1}:\n{2}: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.~\n{1}: Where's {2}, {3}, and {4}?\n{5}: They're playing hide and seek.\n{1}: Where?\n{5}: I don't think you get how this game works.~\n{1}: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...\n{4}: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!\n{5}: In your pantry!\n{1}: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?\n{4}: Is your friend here?\n{1}, motioning to {2}: Yeah.\n{4}, to {2}: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(\n{3}: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-\n{3}: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!\n{3}: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN\nEveryone else: No.\n{3}, to {4} and {5}: YOU FUCKIN ***BASTARDS***\n{4}: YAAAAAAAAY!\n{5}: THE *PRESTIGE*!~\n{1}: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!\n{4}: To the *city*?\n{1}: Yeah, no matter what!\n{5}: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?\n{1}: I... I don't know!\n{2}: Oh come off it, be serious!\n{1}: I *am* serious!\n{2}: You're *insane*!\n{3}: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!\nEveryone:\n{1}: What???\n{3}: Or maybe it was a basset hound!\n{2}, panicked: YOU'RE *ALL* INSANE!~\n{1}: Bye {2}! Bye {3}! Bye {4}! Bye {5}! Bye {2}!\n{3}: You said ‘bye {2}' twice.\n{1}: I like {2}.~\n{1}: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?\n{2}: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.\n{1}: Three of us saw it, {2}. How do you explain that?\n{2}: *points at {3}* Sleep deprivation. *points at {4}* Paranoia. *points at {5}* Delusional personality disorder.~\n{1}: Looking left cause you don't treat me right\n{2}: Looking right because you left\n{3}: Looking up cause you let me down\n{4}: Looking down cause you fucked up\n{5}: What is wrong with you guys~\n{1}: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.\n{2}: I witnessed the dumb stuff.\n{3}: I recorded the dumb stuff.\n{4}: I joined in on the dumb stuff.\n{5}: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!~\n{1}, trying to convince {5} to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!\n{2}: And loud!\n{3}: And grumpy!\n{4}: And oblivious to reality!\n{5}:~\n{1}: What does 'take out' mean?\n{2}: Food.\n{3}: Dating\n{4}: Murder\n{5}: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.~\n{1}: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.\n{2}: ... Your what?\n{1}: My friends.\n{3}: Are they saying \"friends\"?\n{4}: I think they're being sarcastic.\n{5}: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, {1}! All of your friends are in this room.\n{1}: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.~\n{1}: Is having a penis fun?\n{2}: It has its ups and downs.\n{3}: Sometimes it's a little hard.\n{4}: It's a pain in the ass.\n{5}: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.~\n{1}: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?\n{2}: Several traffic violations.\n{3}: Three counts of resisting arrest.\n{4}: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.\n{5}: Also, that's not our car.~\n{1}: What did you guys get in your yearbook?\n{2}: 'Prettiest Smile'\n{3}: 'Nicest Personality'\n{4}: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'\n{5}: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'~\n}",
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