dontdoit

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  "created_at": "2022-08-20T05:49:51.000Z",
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  "deleted": false,
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  "sharer": "779888968077410335",
  "content": "{=(randmsg):{random:move everything over by one inch,place a {random:single ice cube,hot plate of beans} under your pillow while you are sleeping,steal your doorknob,change the time on your computer to be one hour ahead of what it actually is,change all of your paintings/posters to anime wives,move your Discord pfp 25 pixels to the left,change your desktop background to a slideshow of all dark images with one as pure white,replace everything in your fridge with {random:expired hot pockets,moldy bread,empty food boxes},rotate everything by 2 degrees clockwise,tangle your headphone wires,hide your charger on the top shelf juuust when your phone hits enough battery to last 15 minutes,lock the bathroom door,set your volume to 100 and then mute your audio,give your {random:cat a bag of catnip,dog a long bone} just to make them go crazy and wake you up,set your alarm to 30 minutes {random:late,early},change your {random:windshield wiper fluid,Clorox spray} to black paint,download Fortnite on your computer,remove a random desk/table,{random:move,add} a random small object,change your time to {random:a different timezone,military time},place the majority of the small objects there into a travel suitcase,sleep on your couch for the night,run ?dontdoit in <#888556787320627247>,put a {random:rodent,bug,spider,turtle,young crocodile,raccoon,possum,bucket of water,australian spider,fidget spinner,watermelon} in your {random:bathtub,sink,bathroom},change your Discord language to{random: Russian, Esperanto, Chinese, Polish, Arabic, Turkish, Danish},remove one sock from every pair in your dresser,spam ping the mods on your Discord account,play a song nonstop then change it a bit every week,replace every piece of kitchenware with toy versions,replace (args) with (message) in all of your commands,put you in the backrooms,feed you 20 pound ice}}{if({args(1+)}!=):If you {message}, I will come to your house and {randmsg}|{mention} {random:Enter a query, dumbass\\~Actually put something you moron\\~Type, mouth-breather\\~If you don't put anything after ?dontdoit, I will come to your house and {randmsg}}}.",
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