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{=(COMMENT):Figure out our target. Use args and replace any mention with text}
{=(Target):{if(!={args(1+)}):{args(1+)}|}}
{=(Target):{replace({target(mention)},{target}):{Target}}}
{=(LTarget):{lower:{Target}}} 

{=(COMMENT):Check if we are mentioning ourself}
{=(User2):{urlencode:{user}}}
{=(Target3):{urlencode:{Target}}}
{=(BSelf):{in({User2}):{Target3}}}

{=(COMMENT):Check if the args are, in fact, empty}
{=(Target2):{replace(==,):{Target}}}
{=(Target2):{replace(!=,):{Target2}}}
{=(Target2):{replace(:,):{Target2}}}
{=(BTarget):{if(=={Target2}):false}}
{=(BTarget):{if(=={BTarget}):true|{BTarget}}}

{=(COMMENT):Set output variable depending on self, blank or filled. Note use xuserx for self, xtargetx for target as a hack for sanitizing}
{=(messagethingy):{any(false=={BTarget}|true=={BSelf}):{rand:xuserx wants to be eaten~xuserx bares their teeth menacingly~xuserx bares their neck~xuserx clearly needs a muzzle~xuserx clearly needs to be muzzled}
|{rand:
xuserx nips at xtargetx's {rand:ear~neck} {rand:softly~gently~}~
xuserx leaves some {rand:distinct~messy~} bitemarks on xtargetx's {rand:neck~arm}~
xuserx teasingly {rand:bites~nips} xtargetx~
xuserx marks xtargetx with bitemarks. Mine~
xuserx grumpily bites xtargetx <:blep:987321275368226836> ~
xtargetx got bitten by xuserx lovingly~
xuserx nips xtargetx's {rand:snoot~ear~neck} ^w^~
xuserx clearly needs a muzzle to stop them from {rand:biting~ravaging} xtargetx}}}

{=(messagethingy):{if({user(id)}==938904161628598292):{rand:bite of 87~{messagethingy}~{messagethingy}~{messagethingy}}|{messagethingy}}}

{=(COMMENT):Finally, because the bot is challenged when it comes to trusting users, change the output to use "unsafe" names}
{=(messagethingy):{replace(xuserx,{user}):{messagethingy}}}
{=(messagethingy):{replace(xtargetx,{Target}):{messagethingy}}}

{=(imgurl):{if({user(id)}==938904161628598292):{rand:https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957062819029860413/1007072885933871144/markiplier-bite-of87.gif~~~}|}}

{=(COMMENT):Set the color of the embed for fluff}
{embed(color): {user(color)}}

Embed

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{"color": 5198940, "image": {"url": "{imgurl}"}, "title": "{messagethingy}"}
Raw JSON
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  "tag_name": "bite",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "945560918874550293",
  "uses": 18,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
  "guild_id": "956360973147590767",
  "sharer": "945560918874550293",
  "content": "{=(COMMENT):Figure out our target. Use args and replace any mention with text}\n{=(Target):{if(!={args(1+)}):{args(1+)}|}}\n{=(Target):{replace({target(mention)},{target}):{Target}}}\n{=(LTarget):{lower:{Target}}} \n\n{=(COMMENT):Check if we are mentioning ourself}\n{=(User2):{urlencode:{user}}}\n{=(Target3):{urlencode:{Target}}}\n{=(BSelf):{in({User2}):{Target3}}}\n\n{=(COMMENT):Check if the args are, in fact, empty}\n{=(Target2):{replace(==,):{Target}}}\n{=(Target2):{replace(!=,):{Target2}}}\n{=(Target2):{replace(:,):{Target2}}}\n{=(BTarget):{if(=={Target2}):false}}\n{=(BTarget):{if(=={BTarget}):true|{BTarget}}}\n\n{=(COMMENT):Set output variable depending on self, blank or filled. Note use xuserx for self, xtargetx for target as a hack for sanitizing}\n{=(messagethingy):{any(false=={BTarget}|true=={BSelf}):{rand:xuserx wants to be eaten~xuserx bares their teeth menacingly~xuserx bares their neck~xuserx clearly needs a muzzle~xuserx clearly needs to be muzzled}\n|{rand:\nxuserx nips at xtargetx's {rand:ear~neck} {rand:softly~gently~}~\nxuserx leaves some {rand:distinct~messy~} bitemarks on xtargetx's {rand:neck~arm}~\nxuserx teasingly {rand:bites~nips} xtargetx~\nxuserx marks xtargetx with bitemarks. Mine~\nxuserx grumpily bites xtargetx <:blep:987321275368226836> ~\nxtargetx got bitten by xuserx lovingly~\nxuserx nips xtargetx's {rand:snoot~ear~neck} ^w^~\nxuserx clearly needs a muzzle to stop them from {rand:biting~ravaging} xtargetx}}}\n\n{=(messagethingy):{if({user(id)}==938904161628598292):{rand:bite of 87~{messagethingy}~{messagethingy}~{messagethingy}}|{messagethingy}}}\n\n{=(COMMENT):Finally, because the bot is challenged when it comes to trusting users, change the output to use \"unsafe\" names}\n{=(messagethingy):{replace(xuserx,{user}):{messagethingy}}}\n{=(messagethingy):{replace(xtargetx,{Target}):{messagethingy}}}\n\n{=(imgurl):{if({user(id)}==938904161628598292):{rand:https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957062819029860413/1007072885933871144/markiplier-bite-of87.gif~~~}|}}\n\n{=(COMMENT):Set the color of the embed for fluff}\n{embed(color): {user(color)}}",
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