sing

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  "created_at": "2020-04-07T19:32:51.000Z",
  "tag_name": "sing",
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  "owner_id": "235913600139657219",
  "uses": 44,
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  "content": "{delete}\n\n{=(w1):Me dear ocean treasure, ye make a sea flower bloom in my heart...}\n{=(w2):Say there young lassie, ye can't swim, can ye? Neither can I...anymore...}\n{=(w3):Ahoy there Moby Jane! Ye wanna stop rockin the boat? The sea's in me heart, I don't want it in me pants!}\n{=(w4):Yar ye look a bit burly...Care to wrestle me?}\n{=(w5):Yar I've had all I can take of this....Are ye ever gonna stop cryin?}\n{=(w6):Yar tell me this miss...Are ye in love?}\n{=(w7):You look a touch queasy...Do I scare you me dear lass?}\n{=(w8):Ye know me young starfish, you've grown into quite the pretty young lass lately, Have ye ever dated a turtle?}\n{=(w9):Yer know somethin? I...I should have never stopped shavin me legs. Nar! That was a bad decision...}\n{=(w10):Yar I'm just curious, could a lass like yerself fall fer a turtle like me?}\n\n{=(r1):{w1}~{w2}~{w3}~{w4}~{w5}~{w6}~{w7}~{w8}~{w9}~{w10}}\n\n{=(s1):🎶Ye can't go wrong\nWith me cucumber song\nCucumbers, Cucumbers\nThey make me strong 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 They're the best ripe an' cold\nLong before they gets old\nThey're so good, no one good\nLet them grow mold 🎶}\n\n{=(s2):🎶Here: take good note\nWhat moves old Kapp'n's boat\nBe an iced extra-nice\nCucumber float. 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 Honestly, though, dear mum!\nIt hurts me poor tum\nTo just eats cukes an beets\nThat ain't so yum! 🎶}\n\n{=(s3):🎶 Life on the sea\nCan at times, lonely be, when\nJust whale's an wee' snails\nListen to me. 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 But on the briny sea swells\nMe heart it beats well.\nThrough sea air, I'll float\nWhere me soul compels 🎶}\n\n{=(s4):🎶 I must declare lass\nPlease do not despair\nStrong I be, Safe with me\nI'll get you there. 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 Now ol' Kapp'n I'd be\nI row your ferry\nIn the past on me mast\nCrossbones you'd see 🎶}\n\n{=(s5):🎶 It's quite a treat\nFor you to hear me bleat\nCharge I don't, pay you won't\nAren't I so sweet? 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 But me heart does foretell\nThat me poor shell\nWill not help this sea kelp\nSay his farewell 🎶}\n\n{=(s6):🎶 Oh listen ye\nTo my secret shanty\nAbout the mean lady\nWho hurt me 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 She took me old boat\nAnd set her afloat\nJust because curt I was\nWith the ol' goat 🎶}\n\n{=(s7):🎶 Me puppy dog\nHe likes to play leapfrog\nWhen were done having fun\nWe drink eggnog 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 We be silly clowns\nWho just fool around\nMe and he, pals we be\nI love that hound 🎶}\n\n{=(s8):🎶 Strong the wind blows\nAn' me boat, well, she goes\nBut to where? I don't care!\nThat much I know. 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 Clear night skies and moon-\nbeams they fill up me dreams\nLike the time that sail o' mine\nTore at the seams 🎶}\n\n{=(s9):🎶 Oh! Dainty girls with\nYer curves an' cute curls\nYar I bet my songs set\nYer heart's awhirl! 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 I'm so smooth, an' oh-so fair\nAn' quite debonair\nI'd combust if I just\nHad some more hair 🎶}\n\n{=(s10):🎶 Oh, sweet young lass, please\nDon't ye think me crass\nJust because smells I does\nLike a sea bass 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 Life out on the sea\nAin't no cakewalk you see!\nThere's no one but the sun\nTo comfort me 🎶}\n\n{=(s11):🎶 I baked a big cake\nFor me daughter's birthday.\nBut she took one taste,\nAnd she ran away! 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 It's like I told me wife:\nIt can't be all my fault\nSome genius made sugar\nLook 'zactly like salt! 🎶}\n\n{=(s12):🎶 Hey now, me boys\nWith yer trinkets and toys\nYar, I know Nintendo\nGives me yer joys 🎶\n\n{random:{r1}}\n\n🎶 But I ask this of ye:\nCan games sing like me\nMario can't croon, bro\nDon't you agree? 🎶}\n\n{random:{s1}~{s2}~{s3}~{s4}~{s5}~{s6}~{s7}~{s8}~{s9}~{s10}~{s11}~{s12}}",
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