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  "content": "{=(R1):**Ronan**: \"that pants need more nazis. nazis make it oscar materal\"}\n{=(R2):**Ronan**: \"wander how that happened... *wonder\"}\n{=(R3):**Ronan**: \"carrot have the blood of bunnies in them. that's why bunnies eat carrots. to get their blood back'\"}\n{=(R4):**Ronan**: \"I'll make my own quote with blackjack and hookers!\"}\n{=(R5):**Ronan**: \"bring the sexy men back Jason. yo' mama demands it\"}\n{=(R6):**Ronan**: \"glowing sexy men is what they call the strip club in chernoble\"}\n{=(R7):**Ronan**: \"YOU'RE FACE IS NOT THE RIGHT SEXY MAN!\"}\n{=(R8):**Ronan**: \"I HAVE SEXY MEN IN MY ROOF!!\"}\n{=(R9):**Ronan**: \"BREAKING NEWS!! A SEXY MAN IS ON THE RUN!!\"}\n{=(R10):**Ronan**: \"always remember the ABCs of health. A, Bone, Coming out of the skin is very bad\"}\n{=(R11):**Ronan**: \"why is it night?\"}\n{=(R12):**Ronan**: \"YOUR FACE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!\"}\n{=(R13):**Ronan**: \"why is my connection always worse? it's racist against me\"}\n{=(R14):**Ronan**: \"did you know that it's easier to lie in a second language?\"}\n{=(R15):**Ronan**: \"the desert is not safe from doors. doors are safe from the desert\"}\n{=(R16):**Ronan**: \"I will burn you with my random fires\"}\n{=(R17):**Ronan**: \"I don't really understand peanut butter\"}\n{=(J1):**Jason**: \"We must build the Kremlin... the water... Kremlin on the water, Kremlin Jesus\"}\n{=(J2):**Jason**: \"YO HOLY SHIT, I GOT A FUCKING CARROT, YES\"}\n{=(J3):**Jason**: \"I am Pant, CEO of Box Trading Co. Do not strike pant\"}\n{=(J4):**Jason**: \"Unofrtunately, we reside in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. you are resisting the state, perish\"}\n{=(J5):**Jason**: \"I have so many bones, Jesus\"}\n{=(J6):**Jason**: \"damn, I've been tossing my bones out this whole time? maybe that explains why I'm a blob of meat\"}\n{=(J7):**Jason**: \"I can just imagine like, people with their bones just kinda popping out of their arms and like, empty flesh pockets under it\"}\n{=(J8):**Jason**: \"give me my smelly pick you prick\"}\n{=(J9):**Jason**: \"WHY IS THERE DROWNED WALKING AROUND IN MY HOUSE KILLING ME WITH A FISHING ROD\"}\n{=(J10):**Jason**: \"They call me the Big Box everywhere I go\"}\n{=(L1):**Leon**: \"listen here, never strike me again... or be boned\"}\n{=(L2):**Leon**: \"i am a sexy man now\"}\n{=(L3):**Leon**: \"ur a penis\"}\n{=(L4):**Leon**: \"im calling the cops\"}\n{=(L5):**Leon**: \"I've got barack hussein obama on the line, he's gonna lock you away\"}\n{=(L6):**Leon**: \"whoever is building the kremlin needs to finish it. its my birth right to live here\"}\n{=(L7):**Leon**: \"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute aft\"}\n{=(L8):**Leon**: \"how does that sound so fat\"}\n{=(L9):**Leon**: \"I was Mr Bean And mr bean isnt the smartest so I was roleplaying\"}\n{=(S1):**Spencer**: \"AFSGHDJNKM\"}",
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