mock

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  "created_at": "2022-01-31T07:16:51.000Z",
  "tag_name": "mock",
  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "401236247424663553",
  "uses": 62,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
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  "safe": "unrated",
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  "guild_id": "876562709695582279",
  "sharer": "401236247424663553",
  "content": "{rand:The Three words that best describe are as follows and I quote: Stink, Stank, Stunk!~What's that smell? Oh yeah, it's ***{target}***...~***{target}***'s mother takes up more tiles than a gelatinous cube!~I'm not entirely sure if I should use *charm person*, or *hold monster* on ***{target}***.~***{target}*** is so ugly, it makes me want to vomit just so I can look at something less gross.🤮~***{target}*** is the reason baby gnomes cry.😭~I wouldn't touch ***{target}*** with a {range:5-100} & a half foot pole!~*Ugh.* What the hell is that all over ***{target}***'s face? Oh... it's just your face!~***{target}***, you are the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidity!~I've seen more threatening ***geckos*** than ***{target}***!~I swear ***{target}***, if you were any worse at this, you'd be doing our job for us!~***{target}*** I'd call you a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!~***{target}***'s like a trained ape, only, without the training!~So tell me ***{target}***, are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?~Some day you'll go far, ***{target}***... and I hope you stay there!!~You know ***{target}***, you're lucky to be born beautiful. Unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!~Well ***{target}***, I'd like to leave you with one thought... but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!!~Is your magic as bad as your breath, ***{target}***???}",
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