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	{target(mention) } I'm grateful to know you.,
	{target(mention) } You are the most perfect you there is.,
	{target(mention) } You have a great sense of humor.,
	{target(mention) } You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.,
	{target(mention) } On a scale from 1 to 10 you're an 11.,
	{target(mention) } You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.,
	{target(mention) } I'm inspired by you.,
	{target(mention) } How is it that you always look great even in sweatpants?,
	{target(mention) } When you say "I meant to do that" I totally believe you.,
	{target(mention) } Jokes are funnier when you tell them.,
	{target(mention) } You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!,
	{target(mention) } Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.,
	{target(mention) } Your voice is magnificent.,
	{target(mention) } Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.,
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	{target(mention) } It’s a shame you can’t Photoshop your personality.,
	{target(mention) } Acting like a prick doesn’t make yours any bigger.,
	{target(mention) } Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.,
	{target(mention) } I’m visualizing duck tape over your mouth.,
	{target(mention) } If you’re going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass.,
	{target(mention) } It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.,
	{target(mention) } Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find your brain back there.,
	{target(mention) } I’m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.,
	{target(mention) } You’re like a plunger. You like to bring up old shit.,
	{target(mention) } I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.,
	{target(mention) } Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.,
	{target(mention) } Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.,
	{target(mention) } Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.,
	{target(mention) } No no. I am listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much dumbass all at once.,
	{target(mention) } You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.,
	{target(mention) } You are the reason why God is not talking to us anymore.,
	{target(mention) } Ola soy Dora. Can you help me find where we asked?,
	{target(mention) } You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.,
	{target(mention) } You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.,
	{target(mention) } Your face makes onions cry.,
	{target(mention) } You have an entire life to be a dumbass. Why not take today off?,
	{target(mention) } I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.,
	{target(mention) } There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.,
	{target(mention) } If you were cast in a movie, your role would be "background person #3".,
	{target(mention) } I see average has a face now., 
	{target(mention) } You start off most conversations by bragging about how many times you have read Harry Potter.,
	{target(mention) } I’ve seen healthier looking discord mods,
	{target(mention) } Your hair must be French because it’s already retreating,
	{target(mention) } Funko Pops don't count as friends,
	{target(mention) } You look like a default sim template,
	{target(mention) } You look like you’ve invented a software program that writes manifestos for Incels.,
	{target(mention) } I bet you talk like an npc.,
	{target(mention) } You look like if the friendzone was a person,
	{target(mention) } I’m ready to destroy your self confidence but I couldn’t find it.,
	{target(mention) } is aspiring to be the side chick.,
	{target(mention) } I was actually glad your profile wasn’t NSFW,
	{target(mention) } You look like if a cardboard cutout of a person got a cardboard cutout of themselves.,
	{target(mention) } You binge watch how to catch a predator so you can learn tips on not getting caught,
	{target(mention) } You check vending machines for change as a hobby.,
	{target(mention) } It’s like a bunch of farts dressed up in a man costume,
	{target(mention) } Please confirm you drive a van with “free candy” on the side,
	{target(mention) } Good for you for having confidence!,
	{target(mention) } You look like an actor that gets type cast for bee sting ointment commercials.,
	{target(mention) } You look like an amateur circuit wrestler whose gimmick is stealing his opponent’s catalytic converters after the match.,
	{target(mention) } You look like you were designed by Tim Burton.,
	{target(mention) } You look like you're from Wisconsin,
	{target(mention) } You look like Winnie the Pooh with hair.,
	{target(mention) } I bet you call your moms basement a “lair” and spend your free time on a Ham radio,
	{target(mention) } Your conservative mom is definitely pro choice now, 
	{target(mention) } You look like Dolph Lundgren had a child with Ernie from the muppets., 
	{target(mention) } If blank copy paper was a person, 
	{target(mention) } It's rare to see someone who’s personality and appearance can best be described as “beige.”, 
	{target(mention) } Your mom just called from upstairs, your hot pockets are ready., 
	{target(mention) } 50 shades of disappointment., 
	{target(mention) } So much face on so little head., 
	{target(mention) } You ask the teacher for extra homework just so that the class will give you attention by yelling at you, 
	{target(mention) } Your face looks like one of those fake glasses and nose masks., 
	{target(mention) } I can smell the weed and cheetos from here, 
	{target(mention) } I heard the view from your moms basement is spectacular, 
	{target(mention) } You look like you would tell me that the shirt I am trying on really brings out my eyes when in fact it does not you dishonest bitch., 
	{target(mention) } Resting homeless face, 
	{user.name } Someone really needs attention, 
	{target(mention) } Do people also ask if you bathe on a regular basis?, 
	{target(mention) } I’ve seen cotton balls with more personality, 
	{target(mention) } You look like the lead in a 1980's psa commercial, where you rap about the AIDS epidemic., 
	{target(mention) } Enjoy your year at Arizona State., 
	{target(mention) } Looks like somebody skipped leg day... and face day., 
	{target(mention) } If you stand in front of a fun house mirror, do you appear proportional?, 
	{target(mention) } You look like a festival toilet gave birth., }
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