fortune

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  "created_at": "2021-12-21T09:56:35.000Z",
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  "nsfw": false,
  "owner_id": "602518706752323635",
  "uses": 2,
  "description": null,
  "restricted": false,
  "shared": false,
  "deleted": false,
  "safe": "unrated",
  "hidden": false,
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  "sharer": "602518706752323635",
  "content": "{Dm}",
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  "last_fetched": "2026-10-20T18:11:34.330Z"
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