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{=(song):{rand({user(created_at)}):https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo~https://youtu.be/hwacxSnc4tI~https://youtu.be/ZqesZeoiE6I~https://youtu.be/N8NcQzMQN_U~https://youtu.be/bHe_i98krmo~https://youtu.be/_SGlPnA_iCk~https://youtu.be/3nTrkN9x8Ho~https://youtu.be/Vmzz516cAnw~https://youtu.be/RKb21OrZdmQ~https://youtu.be/eSFhd-CGIWU}}
{=(poem):{rand({user(joined_at)}):From __Another Night Before Christmas__
*Carol Ann Duffy*

On the night before Christmas, a child in a house,
As the whole family slept, behaved just like a mouse . . .
And crept on soft toes down red-carpeted stairs.
Her hand held the paw of her favourite bear.

The Christmas tree posed with its lights in its arms,
Newly tinselled and baubled with glittering charms;
Flirting in flickers of crimson and green
Against the dull glass of the mute TV screen

The hushed street was in darkness. Snow duveted the cars –
A stray cat had embroidered each roof with its paws.
An owl on an aerial had planets for eyes.
The child at the window stared up at the sky,

Where two aeroplanes sped to the east and the west,
Like a pulled Christmas cracker. The child held her breath
And looked for a sign up above, as the moon
Shone down like a gold chocolate coin on the town.~__Help Wanted__
*Timothy Tocher*

Santa needs new reindeer.
The first bunch has grown old.
Dasher has arthritis;
Comet hates the cold.
Prancer's sick of staring
at Dancer's big behind.
Cupid married Blitzen
and Donder lost his mind.
Dancer's mad at Vixen
for stepping on his toes.
Vixen's being thrown out—
she laughed at Rudolph's nose.
If you are a reindeer
we hope you will apply.
There is just one tricky part:
You must know how to fly.~__What Do We Love About Christmas?__
*Joanna Fuchs*

What do we love about Christmas;
Does our delight reside in things?
Or are the feelings in our hearts
The real gift Christmas brings.

It's seeing those we love,
And sending Christmas cards, too,
Appreciating people who bring us joy
Special people just like you.~__Before The Ice Is In The Pools__
*Emily Dickinson*

Before the ice is in the pools—
Before the skaters go,
Or any check at nightfall
Is tarnished by the snow—

Before the fields have finished,
Before the Christmas tree,
Wonder upon wonder
Will arrive to me!}}
{=(bye):{rand({user(id)}):Love~Warm regards~Keep smiling~Take good care~Till we text again~Your friend}}

{dm}{reactu: ✅}
`Hey {user}, thank you for being here this year. No, really! Everyone who comes around contributes to the wellbeing of the server, including you. Here's to the new year and the days to come!

Everyone gets a poem and a song, randomized for each individual. Hopefully you get something you like, otherwise get nae naed :>

{bye:},
Neo.`
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